Worst Joke Ever 2025

[jvs]

2 hours ago, VBF said:

That's no way to conduct himself 😆

No use to get your wires crossed!

[jvs]

2 hours ago, billd766 said:

Perhaps they needed Allessandro Volta (b 1745, d 1827) to shock him into life.

Just don't blow a fuse!

[Maybole]

Ballpoint's offering makes me think of Boeing and the FAA.

[billd766]

15 minutes ago, jvs said:

Just don't blow a fuse!

I will be fine. I am nearly 2 multi meters in height and I can resist almost anything.

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[VBF]

9 hours ago, jvs said:

Just don't blow a fuse!

That's a shocking response 😁

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[ballpoint]

In Britain you can discover over 150 years of history just by posting a letter.

 

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It’s been six months since I joined the gym, and I’m still not seeing any benefit.

So I’m going there in person tomorrow to find out what the problem is.

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I was standing in the queue in Aldi earlier and a voice announced "Checkout no.5 please."
I thought, I've seen better..

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The only reason I married my wife was because I thought she was a millionaire..
But as it turns out, she makes hats.

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With these strong winds, I'm worried about the caravan in the garden !
We didn't have one yesterday.

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11 hours ago, jvs said:

Just don't blow a fuse!

These jokes watt I'm reading are shocking, you should be grounded.  If they don't stop then I'm calling a copper to charge you until it hertz.

[Zyxel]

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[jvs]

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

These jokes watt I'm reading are shocking, you should be grounded.  If they don't stop then I'm calling a copper to charge you until it hertz.

I am not sure how to respond to all of this negativity.

Although i really like a slight tingle every now and then i also want to know who,what and how much spark i am dealing with.

Are you one of those two way people?

Say ACDC?

Personally i do not really care which way your motor turns but i am concerned if it will leak some and affect our precious micro circuits.

I am protected however against any major surge and i installed  a shunt just in case some one tries to over charge my personal circuit.

Just in case all of this fails i also have a main switch to cut of all the flow.

I will just go sit in the sun and go Solar.

[xylophone]

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1 hour ago, jvs said:

I am not sure how to respond to all of this negativity.

Although i really like a slight tingle every now and then i also want to know who,what and how much spark i am dealing with.

Are you one of those two way people?

Say ACDC?

Personally i do not really care which way your motor turns but i am concerned if it will leak some and affect our precious micro circuits.

I am protected however against any major surge and i installed  a shunt just in case some one tries to over charge my personal circuit.

Just in case all of this fails i also have a main switch to cut of all the flow.

I will just go sit in the sun and go Solar.

 

Sounds more like wind to me.

[VBF]

36 minutes ago, xylophone said:

Are you implying that all golfers are gay?

[ravip]