Worst Joke Ever 2025

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4 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

[oxo1947]

[Crossy]

John: (entering shoe shop) Uhm, miss! My wife asked me to buy her these shoes, problem is I just don't remember her size.

 

Saleslady: Ah no problem sir, here, hold my foot so you can estimate your desired size.

(and John held and measured the foot of the saleslady)

 

John : Yes! Maybe it's ok miss, I think you're the same size,.. I'll buy them!

 

Saleslady: Ok sir! I'll just put them in the box, then you can pay for them at the counter.

 

John: Oh, by the way, I almost forgot,.....my wife was also asking for a bra and panties, I don't know her size either!

 

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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

 

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

 

Noticing her short skirt, and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

“I’d like some raisin bread please,” the man says.

 

The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.

 

The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is “having company for dinner.”

 

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what’s going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

 

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder “why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?”

 

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.

 

Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man,

Is it raisin for you too?” “No,” stammers the old man, “but it’s quivering a little.”

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[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

@Crossy How old were you when Yoda painted that portrait of you and which planet were you on at the time?

 

Ok I'll get my coat and start my ban now!

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[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

 

Can't you just post a link to these long boring and meaningless cartoon strips!

They are unreadable on many devices!

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3 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Sarcasm ...

 

 

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[roo860]

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

Can't you just post a link to these long boring and meaningless cartoon strips!

They are unreadable on many devices!

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