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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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that is called DIY shop in Thailand,still nice to browse though.

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What goes in pink and hard, and comes out soft and wet? Bubble gum.
 

Reminded me of a couple more......

 

What's pink and hard in the morning?                     The Financial Times crossword.

What's the difference between light and hard?     You CAN go to sleep with a light on.

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Gary Larson (cartoonist) had quite the conundrum with this cartoon. There are no penguins in the Artic nor Polar Bears in Antarctica.    Still it's funny.... 

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My Wife just phoned me and the conversation went like this :-

 

Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Xmas..???"

Me: "Yeah."

Her: "Wind it forward One Hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."

Me: "Right, I've done that"..

Her: "Okay, you see the Gladiator at the front Fighting the Lion..???"

Me: "I can see that, yeah."

Her: "Just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a Sword Fight with each other??"

Me: Okay, I see them."

Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the Screen, there's a Gladiator holding a Spear???"

Me: "Yes...! I can see him"..

 

Her: "Right...... Those are the Sandals, I want for my Birthday."

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1 hour ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Gary Larson (cartoonist) had quite the conundrum with this cartoon. There are no penguins in the Artic nor Polar Bears in Antarctica.    Still it's funny.... 

Also, a polar bear cannot tie a knot.

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