Worst Joke Ever 2025

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A Jewish couple are planning their 40th wedding anniversary and the wife asks her husband if there is anything in particular he would like as a present. He replies " I believe I have been a good husband, I have supplied all your needs, tended you when you are ill and respect you as the mother of our children. I have just one request. I wish to make love doggy style, if only once. Give me your answer tomorrow.

The next day, his wife says "I will agree to your request but there are 3 conditions. First, that we do it in the dark, secondly I will not be fully naked, and thirdly, most importantly, we do it in a street where nobody knows us". 

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[chickenslegs]

On 2/10/2025 at 11:01 AM, ballpoint said:

Here's one to confuse the terminally sad, and sadden the terminally confused.

Something to do with Newton. Am I on the right wavelength?

[doctormann]

6 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Something to do with Newton. Am I on the right wavelength?

Einstein/Doppler

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8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Something to do with Newton. Am I on the right wavelength?

You're ein stein away from getting a complete set of beer mugs.

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Just how bad a driver do you have to be to get your own sign?

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[CallumWK]

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A back passage to India?

These tours will be right up your alley...

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I don't see why they call Russians 'Orcs'...

Oh...

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From the hospital would be my guess.

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[oxo1947]

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