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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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During a lull at a White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Elon Musk.

"I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday.

That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

“That’s very impressive," said Musk “but you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

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Some twenty year old girl was talking to her grandmother about doing only fans.

Grandma said,i my days we just walked the streets.

The girl asked,how much did you charge?

Grandma said, i did not charge anything,remember it was during the war,we were happy to get something warm inside!

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