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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
 

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these pills and if you're no better by tomorrow give me a ring!

 

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

 

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

 

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

 

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers!

 

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
 

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