Worst Joke Ever 2025

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2 hours ago, xtrnuno41 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

They once were made ! First I thought it was a handmade, but no. Daihatsu mira, funny car.

 

 

That is a Mira pick up.

 

THIS is a Funny Car

 

 

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The Sergeant growled at the young soldier: «I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.»

"Thank you very much, sir."

 

Which month do soldiers hate most?

March!

 

What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?

Seasoned troops!

 

Which branch of the military do babies join?

The infantry!

 

Where does the Colonel keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!

 

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes.

 

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

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A Texan was flying to Boston on a business trip. He had never been to New England. Sitting next to him on the airplane was a Boston native and they engaged in conversation which led to food. The Bostonian said to him, “You should try the scrod while you are there.”

“Where would I find it,” asked the Texan?

“Oh, there are so many good spots in town. Just ask around when you get there.”

On the way to the hotel from the airport in a taxi, the Texan leaned forward and asked the driver, “Where can I get scrod?”

The driver thought a minute, then said, “You know something, Mister? I’ve been asked that question a million times, but this is the first time anybody ever put it in the pluperfect subjunctive."

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Naughty elf.

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Lovely 

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3 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Tiddlywinks... my thoughts went back for over 5 decades!

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