Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Hamus Yaigh]

Just at the airport with my wife, I said "I wish I’d brought the coffee table with us."

"Why is that?" she asked...

"The passports are on it..."

[Hamus Yaigh]

[ballpoint]

Is it possible to buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

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Did the civilisation of ancient Egypt break down because it was essentially just a massive pyramid scheme?

[ballpoint]

If you rearrange all the letters in Thailand . .
. . the post will be very late.

[ballpoint]

If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heart warming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.

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[Andrew Dwyer]

36 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

[ravip]

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

 

A. Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary <deleted>.

[Hamus Yaigh]

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[ravip]

[VBF]

7 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

 

Play to the end and listen to the lyrics even if you're NOT a Country fan - it's been referred to as "The Perfect Country and Western Song" ????

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[KC 71]

[owl sees all]

Don't you hurt my husband now.

 

 

 

[Disparate Dan]

15 hours ago, roo860 said:

No, but I believe Max Factor.

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