Worst Joke Ever 2025

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1 hour ago, ravip said:

I am not sure if the answer should be negative or just overexposed but I am sure some of you will have a snappy response to keep me in the picture and maintain my frame of mind!

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I thought that online stalking/ordering was only allowed in the Amazon, and as  I don't think they have any lions there they must be cheetahs!

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Graham Martin is in Hospital:
Who the hell is GRAHAM?

 

Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?"

 

Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!"

 

"A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

 

"I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly.

 

"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust.

 

"Why on earth would an Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"

 

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. 

 

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. 

 

Three, I like how money feels in my hand. 

 

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."

Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice...

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[GBW]

4 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

 

oh nooooooo,,,  yes I pushed play  : (

[GBW]

43 minutes ago, ravip said:

He followed me for 40 minutes, guess he want a rematch. 

[GBW]

My wife says that I never listen to her,,,,,,  or something like that.

[GBW]

1 hour ago, fangless said:

I am not sure if the answer should be negative or just overexposed but I am sure some of you will have a snappy response to keep me in the picture and maintain my frame of mind!

am still pondering..............................................................................................

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For those in the know = 

Gamma Goblin

cmon, thats funny

[GBW]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

Because he was Pining about stuff and could'nt get hard wood ?

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2 hours ago, ravip said:

I thing there is a ring of truth there that you can count on!

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[Yellowtail]

3 hours ago, GBW said:

oh nooooooo,,,  yes I pushed play  : (

Everyone pushed play,,,

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

I thing there is a ring of truth there that you can count on!

Knot again...

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39 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Knot again...

I saw that coming but please don't get cut up about it! 

[overherebc]

My wife is developing a severe impediment in her speech.

Lately she's been stopping to take a breath.

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