May 11, 20232 yr I know a tattoo shop where females can get inked for free if you let them put a picture of your breasts on the wall; They are called Tit for tat!
May 11, 20232 yr Popular Post Given all the news about cyanide in the news I think I know what her defence may be! She went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" She replied: "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed : "My Lord Buddha have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against Thai law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" She reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied : "Oh Well now That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
May 11, 20232 yr A guy goes to see his doctor and after discussing his problems, the doctor hands him his prescription.Guy: "Wow, this is the most legible prescription I've ever seen, doc!"Doctor: "Mfhm sremn emsfn."
May 11, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, ballpoint said: Did you post this for the exposure or were you just on a roll?
May 11, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, scottiejohn said: Did you post this for the exposure or were you just on a roll? Stop being a loose Canon and focus on the next crop of jokes before you snap.
May 11, 20232 yr 25 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Stop being a loose Canon and focus on the next crop of jokes before you snap. Thanks' I'll zoom in on that advice and I'll slide off and print that for my next focus group!
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