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And finally:-

 

Things that should not be said - Olympics
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

 

Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria.. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

 

Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

 

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

 

Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again..'

 

Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

 

At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

 

Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

 

Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?' 

 

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8 hours ago, Mike Teavee said:

Rock... Paper.... Sc?????s 

 

Hint: it's a lesbian sex position as common as missionary or doggy style is to a straight guy (probably a gay guy as well)..

Yes i did figure that out already,maybe the hint was in my last sentence.

Thanks any way.

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On 2/13/2020 at 9:57 AM, WorriedNoodle said:

And there is me thinking the "punch line" was "<deleted> Hoff"

SORRY BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO THE ST VALENTINE'S STUFF!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? 
I love you watts!

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? 
They'll dessert you.

What did the bat say to their Valentine? 
You're fun to hang around with.

 

What did one bee say to the other? 
I love bee-ing with you, honey!

 

What do you call a ghost’s true love? 
His ghoul-friend.

What did one rabbit say to the other on Valentine’s Day? 
Some bunny loves you!

What did one magnet say to the other on Valentine’s Day? 
I find you very attractive!

What's the perfect thing to say to a coffee lover on Valentine's Day? Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.

 

What did one fungus say to the other on Valentine's Day? 
There's so mushroom in my heart for you!
 

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? 
I love you with all my art!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? 
He gave her a ring.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? 
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day!

 

Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? 
They're getting married in the springs!

What did the chef give their Valentine? 
A hug and a quiche!

What did one volcano say to the other? 
"I lava you!"

What did one pickle say to the other? 
You mean a great dill to me.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? 
No, they had an apple!

What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp? 
Stick with me and you'll go places!

Why do melons have to get married in churches? 
Because they cantaloupe!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? 
Hogs and kisses!
 

52 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

What did one bee say to the other? 
I love bee-ing with you, honey!

On this note,can you tell me what kind of bees give milk?Im sure you can.

2 minutes ago, jvs said:

On this note,can you tell me what kind of bees give milk?Im sure you can.

 ummm this size?    (o)(o)