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Crossing the Strait of Hormuz

3 hours ago, ravip said:

@ravip : We need login credentials?

13 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Reminds me of this one:
https://youtu.be/FihXwzw-saY?si=l2PNYTY4aRVUuIWN

5 hours ago, wpcoe said:

@ravip : We need login credentials?

Usually not. But now it says for me too this video is private.

A zebra walks up to a stallion on a farm and says, "I'm a zebra, what are you?"

The stallion looks at her and replies, "I'm a stallion... and if you take off those pajamas, I'll show you what I do!"

A post man had been working all day in the pouring rain he was almost finished apart from one last letter he had to deliver, he had to take it two miles down a small country road, by the time he got there he was soaked through, muddy and sore:

He entered the garden, closed the gate and turned round to be greeted by two huge paws landing on his chest. There was a massive 10 stone Rottweiler standing in front of him, he was terrified.

Just then the window of the house opened and a little old lady said.

"Don’t worry sonny just kick his balls."

He Said. "What?"

She said. "Kick his balls he likes that."

This post man had on regulation size 12 military steel toe cap boots, 18 lace holes and football size studs, he went WALLOP and booted the dog square in the balls.

The dog went. "Yelp, yelp , yellllpppp!" And collapsed with its knees knocking together.

The old lady said.

"You're in BIG trouble now!"

He said. "Why?"

She said. "I meant his balls on the grass beside you!”

A policeman pulled Paddy over on the motorway.

Sir where are you going with this horse box?

Paddy: I'm taking the horses to the races .

Policeman: But there's no horses in the box.

Paddy: Ah officer I'm taking the non runners first.

A good Jewish son announces to his father that he is 'moving out.' 12 months later, the son comes back home and tells his father that he has converted to Christianity.

The father is mortified and gets on the phone to his friend, who is also Jewish. “Sol - You won’t believe this, my son David moved out for just one year and came back and told me he converted to Christianity.”

Sol says, “No way, you won’t believe this...my son Benjamin left home for a year, and when he came back HE converted to Christianity too”!

Both men were so upset that they called their rabbi and explained the situation.

The rabbi says, “You won’t believe this, my son Joshua moved away, and when HE came back he told me he converted to Christianity too”! The rabbi suggests they call God and tell him.

The rabbi tells God that all three men had sons who moved away and converted to Christianity, and don’t know what to do.

God says to them, “You guys ain’t gonna believe this...

My mate, who has Parkinson’s, was arrested Saturday for trying to shoplift a Tambourine.

A guy went to see the doctor & asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.

"In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional".

With that he dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery.

The doc burst into uncontrollable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? "

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"Its swollen !!"

Norfolk County Council have recently announced that a short road in Sandringham has been renamed Prince Andrew Close.

When questioned why they would honour the former Prince, they said; it’s not an honour, it’s a warning.

4 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

A guy went to see the doctor & asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.

"In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional".

With that he dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery.

The doc burst into uncontrollable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? "

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"Its swollen !!"

Another Trump joke?