Tip for the steeplechase today folks - Creosote.

Good over fences.

Good news. Iran’s new Supreme Leader has announced they they will stop throwing protestors off high buildings…..

Until they can build some new ones.

A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.

He hears a voice call out "Dinnae drink frae that, meester, it's a' fu' o' coo piss an' <deleted>e!".

Turning, the hiker sees a Scottish shepherd leaning on a stick, and he replies "I'm terribly sorry, but could you kindly repeat that in the King's English?"

And the shepherd says "Two hands sir - cup your two hands together or you'll spill it!".

If you win a competition and they present you with an award shaped like a felines back side, is it a catastrophe?

Just as we were heading, to bed my girlfriend asked, "Did you put the wheelie-bin out?"

"Ah, no. I'll do it in the morning," I replied.

"What about the cat?" she asked.

"Well, I'll ask him but I don't think he'll be able to push it," I answered.

49 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Another Trump joke?

Sure, here you go!

16 hours ago, wpcoe said:

@ravip : We need login credentials?

I didn't...

2 minutes ago, VBF said:

I didn't...

Yes... this seems to change on and off on certain Youtube videos.

1 minute ago, ravip said:

Yes... this seems to change on and off on certain Youtube videos.

I am permanently logged into YT though to get rid of adverts,

Just now, VBF said:

I am permanently logged into YT though to get rid of adverts,

Aaah ok. That might do the trick, I guess.