Hull, classy as ever.

 

.And that was the last time I saw Charlie . . ..............

Don't order the mayonnaise.......................

 

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"Dad! Dad! I'm going 'Trick or Treat'. Can you do me a costume?"

. . . "Course I can, son."

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

Don't order the mayonnaise.......................

 

How come?

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

"Dad! Dad! I'm going 'Trick or Treat'. Can you do me a costume?"

. . . "Course I can, son."

Parting on the wrong side! Sloppy...

2 hours ago, fangless said:

How come?

Beats me.

6 hours ago, fangless said:

At least it is more natural than this powdered potato mix; 

Ingredients

Dehydrated Potato (98%), Salt, Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Stabiliser (Diphosphates), Antioxidants (Ascorbic Acid, Sodium Hydrogen Sulphite (Sulphites)), Colour (Curcumin), Flavouring

 

I'd be more worried about it being batchelors smash.

"How did you lose your hands?", I asked a bloke in the pub.
"I stole a fish in the Middle East", he replied, "it was so big that I couldn't run fast enough and they caught me."
"How big was it?" I asked.
He held his arms out wide and said, "A bit bigger than that."