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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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4 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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Valet;  Will that be all, Sir as I see no point  in us both hanging around!

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DON'T FORGET CLOCKS IN THE UK GO BACK ONE HOUR TONIGHT (30/31 0CT)!

 

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A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly
announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals. I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?
 The blonde thinks long and hard and as the red head thinks she’s stumped the Blonde replied. 

 

"Oh. I’ve got it - it’s 'W'."
 

Did you guys hear the joke about the high wall?
It’s hilarious,
I’m still trying to get over it!
 

Last joke from Grandpa...
We were seeing him in the hospital for the last time with our family and at some point my aunt asked who of us wanted coffee. We counted coffee drinkers among us and my aunt said "Ok, I'll bring a full tray"
My grandpa lifted his head for the last time and said "rather bring that in a cup, it's so hard to drink from the tray"
 

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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.

The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say:

"That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested.

The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said:

 

"That's it." "That's it." 

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Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: With Tomato Paste!
 

Chat-up Line:- What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
 

On 10/29/2021 at 7:27 AM, fangless said:

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Ingredients

Dehydrated Potato (98%), Salt, Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Stabiliser (Diphosphates), Antioxidants (Ascorbic Acid, Sodium Hydrogen Sulphite (Sulphites)), Colour (Curcumin), Flavouring

 

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2 hours ago, fangless said:

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Now you're torqueing!

Just now, ballpoint said:

Now you're torqueing!

I'm on the right thread if I say It's better than screwing you by throwing a spanner in the works!

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29 minutes ago, fangless said:

I'm on the right thread if I say It's better than screwing you by throwing a spanner in the works!

This thread becomes nuttier by the minute. I'm going to bolt before they multiplier any more.

5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

This thread becomes nuttier by the minute. I'm going to bolt before they multiplier any more.

Oh well I'll just get tooled up and get back to school then!

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7 minutes ago, fangless said:

Oh well I'll just get tooled up and get back to school then!

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I went to that school.  The head was called Philip.

15 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I went to that school.  The head was called Philip.

I hope he was not a cross threader!

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Midget porn films.

I’ve never watched a full one - just little snatches.

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Guys, if you think your wife’s vagina is too big now that she’s had kids, it’s important not to mention it.

 

Believe me I know, I once put my foot in it.

7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Guys, if you think your wife’s vagina is too big now that she’s had kids, it’s important not to mention it.

 

Believe me I know, I once put my foot in it.

So you nickname it and call that a foot do you!  No wonder your wife keeps crashing the car!

 

 

 

 

 

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