This topic could be anywhere, including here, so I stuck it here...

 

Well Friday night I went down the the farang ghetto and had myself a tasty Steak Sandwich and some declasse Singhas at the Kiwiw, then strolled up to Themae and watched the wildlife, then up to Mixx where I pounded some drinks with one of the hottest Uzbeck girls I have ever seen, indeed one of the hottest any girls I have ever seen other than my gf.

 

That being said, I was starting to feel a bit off, so rather than take her home, I just went home by myself.

 

Got in a 4am, felt like hell, tried to sleep for a while, kept getting pain in my left arm, then nausea, then more pain and at about 8am the pressure in the chest started....

 

Threw on my pants, got downstairs, hailed a Taxi to Samitivej Thonburi. The taxi driver was like a race car driver getting there, good job.

 

By 9:30 Im in an ambulance to BNH. By 10:30 Im being scheduled for an angiogram. By 2 Im on the table, by 3 I got one and only one blockage cleared, the rest are nice and clear, by 3:10 Im back in the ICU with all of these cute nurses just hovering over me as to my every whim, including directing the nozzle into the drain so to speak. Every one in a while a different on would come by and lift up the sheet to look at my wound (hehe). An older one came by to look and as she lifted up the sheet I said, No Africa, she said Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Cobra!!! You not Cobra. 

 

Got transferred back to Samitivej, again treated like a KIng, cut loose on Monday after serious negotiations with 6 girls from accounting Paeng mak, May Paeng, Discount, No, Yes! Plenty of I love yous from the staff.

 

So it worked out to 300K for an ER vist, two ambulance rides, 2 nights in ICU private room, EKGs, Angiograms, Angioplasties, Echo Cardiagrams, food, pee bottle, pampering, drugs, IVs, Dr fees and the like. I have insurance so I costs me like 30K. Not bad, it would be 4 times  that in the USA. I found the quality of care to be fabulous, especially because I am a big baby when it comes to needles and suchlike, so I got lots of soothing......he he

 

Of course, now I am clinically depressed. Im stuck at home until Monday, permitted to go out only about 100 meters. No bending, No Boom Boom for two weeks. No flying for 30 days which means Cambodia is on hold, so no weed. No more cigs. No shrimp, fried chicken, ice cream, Pizza, Taco Bell, coconut, fatty pork, crab, scallops, Coke, added sugar anything, Srai Grok, Sausages, kanoms, Pineapple pies, pringles, Burgers, butter, cheese, eggs, etc until I lose 17 kilos (14 to go). No heavy lifting, no photography, just chill until Monday, EATING OATMEAL!

 

And boys?....where is the action here? All I see is the usual Trump whinging, where are the fun stories of cab ripoffs and MC driver attacks and Thai girls with scissors having fun with their wayward husbands? I need to be amused! I can only read the same old same old a few times and the movies are boring. Anything! Unusual feet, warts on noses, Phis invading the government, snakes up the butt.

 

Im waiting! Come on, where are the incipient Oscar Wildes?

We knew you were sick & bored when you first started posting = Now you know it.....

 

Get better soon......

8 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

We knew you were sick & bored when you first started posting = Now you know it.....

 

Get better soon......

Thats what Im talking about! Hopefully the TDS crowd wont come by to raise my blood pressure.....

Sounds like you need a fitness programme before your brain the one eyed one headed monster kills you. 

This thread is nothing without photos ????

 

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

This thread is nothing without photos ????

 

I have permission? Its kind of xrated?

 

 

1 minute ago, Nyezhov said:

I have permission? Its kind of xrated?

I was thinking the scar, but the nurses would be fine ????

 

Seriously, no (lady, ladyboy) boobs, no genitals ????

 

Where exactly is that scar/wound?   I mostly see a pile of flab... ????

12 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

 

3 minutes ago, simon43 said:

Where exactly is that scar/wound?   I mostly see a pile of flab... ????

Looks like his er....'crack' so to speak.

 

Nyezhov....'fess up blud, tell us the troof. Got a Pringle stuck in there did we???

 

Great thread btw, gives old Rooster a run for his roubles.

 

 

3 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

By 9:30 Im in an ambulance to BNH. By 10:30 Im being scheduled for an angiogram. By 2 Im on the table, by 3 I got one and only one blockage cleared, the rest are nice and clear, by 3:10 Im back in the ICU with all of these cute nurses just hovering over me as to my every whim, including directing the nozzle into the drain so to speak.

i thought you were going to say you had the flu.

7 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

i thought you were going to say you had the flu.

I dont whinge over the flu ????

 

I need something life threatening to irritate me

15 minutes ago, faraday said:

Looks like his er....'crack' so to speak.

 

Nyezhov....'fess up blud, tell us the troof. Got a Pringle stuck in there did we???

 

Great thread btw, gives old Rooster a run for his roubles.

 

 

Naw dude that where they inserted the balloon to run it up to the ticker!

 

You know when they inflate the balloon to clear the blockage, you learn EXACTLY what a major heart attack feels like. ????????????????????

 

I give my left one for a Pringle. Tomorrow I have to fast! All day without food, just water! Im going to be a mess! I mean more of a mess!

 

And suspiciously, I just watched some porn and and nothing happened! Any other stent guys here? I need advice!

15 minutes ago, Benroon said:

He meant the Uzbeck girl !! ????

I cant go back there until next week if I am released for boom boom. She will probably be deported by then.

2 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

I cant go back there until next week if I am released for boom boom. She will probably be deported by then.

BJ...& by that I mean Big Joke????...is far reaching.

 

 

Man, you are so lucky, you got a good chance to die boombooming. I got prostate cancer, so boring....

10 minutes ago, KiChakayan said:

Man, you are so lucky, you got a good chance to die boombooming. I got prostate cancer, so boring....

I feel for you dude!

 

But look on the bright side. No boom boom, more money for cars and toys.....

4 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

where is the action here?

at my house.

 

by the way, what kind of pain killers are you on? i keep hearing how horrible Thai hospitals are at pain management.

Had mine 9 years ago, back in the UK. Just swam my usual 1k in the pool on a Sunday morning. Walking back to my car with my wife and bang! completely floored. Ambulance arrived and loaded me in the back, as soon as I laid down all the lights went out. Saw a guy on a horse rearing up on it's hind legs, everything was black apart from the guy and the horse, which were electric blue.

 

"Screw this!" I thought to myself and started to fight. Next thing I was back in the ambulance. My wife (a nurse) tells me that I died and they gave me the paddles 3 times with no result. She begged them to give it another go, they did and I came round. Took me to the local hospital but didn't do stents there. Nearest hospital was 35 miles away and the cardiologist was on the golf course and refused to accept me.

 

Whilst I was laid there waiting, I went again. Paddles again and back in the room. Went a third time but not properly, I felt the paddles and the shock. Sat bolt upright, grabbed the doctor by the throat and shouted, "What the **** are you doing!". They called the other hospital and got me in. Had a stent fitted, back to the ward and asked for my clothes as I felt fine and wanted to go home. They insisted that I stay 3 days so I compromised with a BLT and a can of Coke.

 

Actually stayed 2 days and discharged myself.

 

Took it easy and eventually got into the gym. became a complete gym junkie, 4 hours per day, 6 days per week. Got back to my fighting weight and never felt fitter.

 

Take a boxful of tablets every day but no more problems.....except for the cancer but that's another story.

2 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

I feel for you dude!

 

But look on the bright side. No boom boom, more money for cars and toys.....

Thanks mate, but I'll go trekking in Nepal. Maybe I'll fall for a sexy Yak stud...

3 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

at my house.

 

by the way, what kind of pain killers are you on? i keep hearing how horrible Thai hospitals are at pain management.

In the ER, beleive it or not, they gave me Morphine as thats the indicated pain killer for Angina/Infarct pain. After the procedure, it was Norgesic. They sent me home with none, although I did get some Lorezepam for sleep.

7 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Had a stent fitted, back to the ward and asked for my clothes as I felt fine and wanted to go home. They insisted that I stay 3 days so I compromised with a BLT and a can of Coke.

Just one fitted?

 

7 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Took it easy and eventually got into the gym. became a complete gym junkie, 4 hours per day, 6 days per week. Got back to my fighting weight and never felt fitter.

Yeah thats gonna be my fate. Now my gf is seriously hassling me to come back to the states and that could be a nightmare for my health...ugggg

6 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

I feel for you dude!

 

But look on the bright side. No boom boom, more money for cars and toys.....

Not true. I had prostate cancer. 18 months of hormone therapy and 4 weeks of radiotherapy in the middle of it. No boom boom for 2 1/2 years, then back on the horse. Got to the point that my wife couldn't keep up. Came to S,E. Asia to empty my sack. Got home after a month, my wife looked at me and said, "You've been with another woman!" I readily admitted it and she asked "How many?". "17 on 23 nights" I replied. She looked at me and said one word "Divorce". Result! The rest is history, now live in Thailand full time and fill my boots daily.

 

Prostate cancer doesn't have to be the end of things, it can be the beginning.

3 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Just one fitted?

Yep. LAD, Left Anterior Descending artery. Known as the Widowmaker as it's particularly common in men and only 50% survive it.

I've broken out my black clothes, just in case.

I hesitate to offer this up, because it may cause a relapse. However, ...... have you considered taking up golf? It's the only form of exercise recommended by the medical profession for cardiac patients. Think of all the fresh oxygen you'll be breathing in as you stroll down the tree-lined fairways. And as a bonus... drum roll... there are some very cute caddies and lady golfers you can meet.

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

have you considered taking up golf? It's the only form of exercise recommended by the medical profession for cardiac patients.

Exercise? Really? The only golfers I see in Pattaya are heavy breathing blimps.

 

My physio designed a cardio regime, for me, in the gym.

28 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Yep. LAD, Left Anterior Descending artery. Known as the Widowmaker as it's particularly common in men and only 50% survive it.

Dude that was mine!  90% blockage!

5 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

no weed. No more cigs. No shrimp, fried chicken, ice cream, Pizza, Taco Bell, coconut, fatty pork, crab, scallops, Coke, added sugar anything, Srai Grok, Sausages, kanoms, Pineapple pies, pringles, Burgers, butter, cheese, eggs, etc

 

Yeah, this sounds like a very good approach. Very close to my eating habits, if you don't count the occasional spliff or a lonely shrimp.

 

It really does wonders to your body, mind, soul (if you still believe you've got one) etc. And boom boom gets so much better after you get lithe, fit and generally cleansed (at least that's what they tell me - so far never haven't been lithe, fit or relatively cleansed). ????

 

Now, maybe it is a good moment to rethink one's lifestyle.

52 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I've broken out my black clothes, just in case.

I hesitate to offer this up, because it may cause a relapse. However, ...... have you considered taking up golf? It's the only form of exercise recommended by the medical profession for cardiac patients. Think of all the fresh oxygen you'll be breathing in as you stroll down the tree-lined fairways. And as a bonus... drum roll... there are some very cute caddies and lady golfers you can meet.

I like it when the cute caddies play with my balls I mean Titleists....sure makes my Putter stand up....

 

No offense to golfers but I hate golf...I find it to be as exciting as using a dental mirror to watch my ear wax harden