World currencies

[overherebc]

I wonder if renaming world currencies could kick start the worlds economy.

1. England could adopt the 'Brex' with 100 bowlers to 1 Brex.

2. Scotland the Jock with 100 sporrans to 1 Jock.

3. Canada the Moose with 100 geese to 1 Moose.

4. China the Gob with 100 prawns to the Gob.

5. Russia the Voddy with 100 salts to the Voddy.

 

Any other ideas out there?

[Kwasaki]

I think you need a hobby. ????

[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, overherebc said:

kick start the worlds economy

Thailand with a Muay Thai with 100 Kikcbacks each with 4 Coups or Somchais per kickback

Wales with a LEAK with 100 P*sses each with 10 cr*ps per P*ss.

 

 

Edited January 29, 2019 by scottiejohn

[overherebc]

3 hours ago, Kwasaki said:

I think you need a hobby. ????

????

Quiet couple of days mate.

Forgot yesterday was our anniversary.

Need I say more??

????????

[overherebc]

10 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Thailand with a Muay Thai with 100 Kikcbacks divided into 4 Coups

Wales with a LEAK with 100 P*sses

 

 

Ireland 1 shillelagh with 100 pints.

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, overherebc said:

????

Quiet couple of days mate.

Forgot yesterday was our anniversary.

Need I say more??

????????

Come again, I didn't get it, even if she did!

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, overherebc said:

Ireland 1 shillelagh with 100 pints.

Ireland 1 Blarney stone with 100 leprechauns with 5 begorrah =  1 leprechaun. 

Scotland 1 Ceilidh with 100 hobblings with 5 Och Eye's = 1 hobbling. 

(do your own translation!!)

Edited January 29, 2019 by scottiejohn

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, Kwasaki said:

I think you need a hobby. ????

I don't know!  He seems to be coining it in and to have given some of us one. (a hobby I mean!)

Edited January 29, 2019 by scottiejohn

[overherebc]

43 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I don't know!  He seems to be coining it in and to have given some of us one. (a hobby I mean!)

Nigeria

1 Scam  100 tokes

1 toke 4 meths.

[scottiejohn]

11 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Nigeria

1 Scam  100 tokes

1 toke 4 meths.

Most of the world; 1 "N Word" = 1000 damnations

(even when used in the correct context of being overly Scottish and nothing to do with your colour or racial background)

[overherebc]

25 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Most of the world; 1 "N Word" = 1000 damnations

(even when used in the correct context of being overly Scottish and nothing to do with your colour or racial background)

Can remember as a wean going to glasgow on the train wae ma Ma and getting a new pullover that was actually described as being n-gg-r brown in colour, an thats nae kidden.