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Paul walks into a bar and sees his friend Jeff slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Jeff what's wrong.

"Well," replies Jeff, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but every time I saw her I got an erection?"

"Yes," replies Paul with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Paul, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Jeff, "but I was worried I'd get an

erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if

I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Paul.

"So I get to her door," says Jeff, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

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