Stupid Qoutes Of The Day Or Before

[coldcrush]

I said to my Wife today "look its raining outside and we have to go out?" She replies "Will we get wet!!"

[chiliwasabi]

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

[luckyluke]

Read in a store :"Receive a FREE GIFT with every purchase."

[AlexLah]

Be aware when slipping on wet surface.

Hotel bathroom in China, have the pic somewhere.

No hotel guest allowed to enter room after 10 PM.

Vietnam, Saigon (Majestic hotel).

[oooooo]

they MISUNDERESTIMATED me.

George W. Bush

[Matthew31140]

'No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer' - Bill Gates