Bar Joke

One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that

horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night". So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his

ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the

rest of the night. The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can

make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of

the night. So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and

the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man

did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry. The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does

and to make him cry I showed him".