Gorilla

I apologise if this has been posted before! anyway so what?

All names and places have been changed in order to protect the innocents!

THE GORILLA.

Chiangmai Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.

>Within >a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to >handle.

>Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.

The gorilla was on heat.

To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Somchai, a Simple village lad from Doi Saket, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.

Somchai, like most Doi Saket boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.

So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

Somchai was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have s&x with the gorilla for 30,000 baht?

Somchai showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Somchai announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

"Well," said Somchai, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the 30,000 baht!!!