Grandma

Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy new panties. The saleslady talked her into buying a real nice bright red crotchless pair. Grandma put them on and waited for grandpa to come home.

When grandpa came home, grandma was all laid out upon the bed and pointed down to the new crotchless panties she had on. She said, "Come on grandpa, you want some of this?" Grandpa said, "hel_l no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"