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Where are your Glasses?

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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing-something-useful"  seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.  She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
 

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She replied,  "Are you nuts?  You are 72 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"  I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
 
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief Dad, where are your glasses?!  This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." 
 "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
 
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.????????????

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