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The week that was in Thailand news: 2020 gets off to a flyer but 20/20 vision is lacking: Will lessons be learned?


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Posted
3 hours ago, Samui Bodoh said:

Normally, I like to read Rooster's column on Saturday afternoon; it is a gentle glide into my Saturday evening. However, today I am livid! Outraged!

 

Twice this week I have seen Rooster get the Darwin Awards wrong (twice!!!), and I consider it a slight against gruesome comedy and crime against inappropriate laughter! It is a bloody disgrace. If he were Japanese, that belly-cutting thing mentioned above would be highly appropriate. If he were Canadian, he would be forced to wear a helmet 24/7 to prevent self-harm.

 

The Darwin Awards are NOT for dumb criminals.

 

"The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacular manner!" (darwinawards.com/)

 

In case it is not clear, the operative words are "remove themselves from it (the human genome) in a spectacular manner". Or, to put it more simply, you have to die to get an award. And die in the dumbest way possible.

 

The Darwin Awards are for those truly, truly special people; using the name for common stupidity is a disgrace and should never be repeated.

 

:1zgarz5::1zgarz5::1zgarz5:

 

Will lessons be learned?

 

 

 

There's been some evolution in the Darwin Award. 

 

It is now broader.....

 

Rooster

Posted
17 hours ago, rooster59 said:

thrown in jail if the relos

First, what are relos?  Having reviewed all of my extensive resources, I have been unable to determine the meaning of the word.

 

 

17 hours ago, rooster59 said:

chipped in my calling the Thai attitude "laissez-faire"

"To err or not to err, that is the question?"  Is it, "...my calling ..." or "...by calling...". A slight typo or not?  Just curious and asking clarification because it can make a difference as you are aware.

17 hours ago, rooster59 said:

after ten had stolen from his premises in 2019.

However, in the report as written and as recollected by myself, the shop owner used Thai logic by saying "...about ten...".  Possible he was not sure due to lacking a good Rooster style education and not being proficient in keeping accurate count of proceedings because one year is a long time to recollect such events.

'nuf sed - from Canada, at the moment.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Jane Dough said:

My first wife was very good at winding...me up mostly.

 

Once I found that the car - that should have been run about 900,000 kms was registering 600,000+.

 

She had learned that you could wind back time too.

 

Rooster

She must have been listening to Cher: "If I Could Turn Back Time"

Posted
34 minutes ago, wotsdermatter said:

First, what are relos?  Having reviewed all of my extensive resources, I have been unable to determine the meaning of the word.

 

 

"To err or not to err, that is the question?"  Is it, "...my calling ..." or "...by calling...". A slight typo or not?  Just curious and asking clarification because it can make a difference as you are aware.

However, in the report as written and as recollected by myself, the shop owner used Thai logic by saying "...about ten...".  Possible he was not sure due to lacking a good Rooster style education and not being proficient in keeping accurate count of proceedings because one year is a long time to recollect such events.

'nuf sed - from Canada, at the moment.

Apologies. That should be "rellos" Aussie slang for relatives, an acceptable Scrabble word. Relo is not...

 

By calling. 

 

Yes, it was something like nearly ten....translating Thai  when it comes to numbers is a daily headache for me on TV. Their approximations can still be confusing to me. Like "roi kwaa baht" is it 120 or 120 or...and "nap sip" is it ten fifteen or "more than ten"....

 

Sorry for the errors - my blood must be Type-O.

 

Rooster

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Jane Dough said:

Apologies. That should be "rellos" Aussie slang for relatives, an acceptable Scrabble word. Relo is not...

 

By calling. 

 

Yes, it was something like nearly ten....translating Thai  when it comes to numbers is a daily headache for me on TV. Their approximations can still be confusing to me. Like "roi kwaa baht" is it 120 or 120 or...and "nap sip" is it ten fifteen or "more than ten"....

 

Sorry for the errors - my blood must be Type-O.

 

Rooster

Are you positive about your blood type?

Posted
22 hours ago, HappyinNE said:
AND PEOPLE JUST LIKE THIS ARE ALL AROUND US,
BREEDING &  VOTING!!!

But, in Thailand, their voting is irrelevant..... actually, so is their breeding as they abandon their babies at Morning Sickness time.

Posted

Year re the fire works death, I did not comment at the time, in respect for Gary, ... But Yearrrr ! bending over, face first, to a half KG fire work !!!! .... That HAD already been it !!! ....  as the posters on the blog, which is now closed, and you R, said ... Totally Crazy. .... A bit like looking down the barrel of a gun, and pulling the tiger, to see if there is a cartridge in there !!! ...

 

I have seen and done fire works since about 5 ? Like for about 60 Years now, and YES, the ones that go "Woosh" are the most dangerous, as people have less respect for them ! ... and do, often do what Poor RIP Gary did ... look in to them ... or accidentally point them at some one else ... before the occasional faulty and slow fuse, some times finally does get there, ... and sets them off, just a bit late !

 

.... The explosive ones though, ARE respected, as every one knows that they explode !!! ... So apart from the odd finger from overly brave young boys !!! They usually do not get the family ! ... 

 

"Pretties" and "Bangers" .... Have you ever been stuck in between the open Box of $50 worth of Fire works, .... and a Jumping Jack, lit some where else .... but jumping the distance back, to the box !!!  ... goes in to it, ! and sets the Whole <Deleted> lot off !!! .... Like Spectacular ! But Dangerously Frightening, ... and also a very quick end to Guyfawks Night !!! - Right ! 

 

... We used to have what were called Flower Pots, ... a "Pretty", that went Woosh ! ... but also had about 4 Bangers in it's base, that went off after the Woosh had Finished ... some times igniting a bit late also ! .... They always were a Great Danger to children ! who ran in to pick it up, when they thought that it was finished !!! ... But then it would explode !!!

 

... Around here they have just about totally phased out fireworks on Loy Katong, which I must say IS REALLY JUST BLOODY GREAT !!! ... And here, just a bit up country, ... they HAVE been seriously phased out. ... Like it used to be dangerous to go out, ... especially if you were White, making you an obvious and far better target right ! R .... And a tragedy for your ears even at home ! ..

 

But now here, they ARE OUT. The spent chemicals polluting the soil, and waterways being the official reason, ...  and well yearrrr ... Loy Katong, ... Saying thanks to the Water Spirit ! ... Yes nice not to pollute it ... very Much now !!! Right.

 

Yes, I can not disagree with you on the road toll situation though unfortunately R, ... I just do not go out on Christmas or New Year now !!! ...

 

Have a nice new Year R, and I hope to also continue reading you ... "What's on, well happend, in BKK" column also.

 

- Thanks.

 

Mark mark, ex Soi Don Tong Larn, doan the end of Soi Yipsong, back in the ? 80's ? when it still was there.

Posted
On 1/4/2020 at 9:23 PM, Samui Bodoh said:

Evolution be Damned!

 

On the sixth day, God created the Darwin Awards.

 

On the seventh day, She laughed.

 

 

and on the eight day she declared she is Sapiosexual ????

Posted

I  started reading the post, but halfway got turned off by the recitation of individual events except for the major space given to fireworks, so I don't know if the writer dared to mention the lenthening of the smoky season up here in the north- already we are having more unhealthy air quality  days than otherwise. People, including myself, are looking at abortin their current stay here as well as the feasibility of cnsidering CM s a long term retirement option.  Where is the vision to address this?

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