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Man in helmet stuck his penis through my door, says Sattahip woman


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5 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:
1 hour ago, webfact said:

Then six minutes later he returned and this time stuck it through her grille. 

Grilled sausage?

What questions did they ask it?

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I'm amazed the guy could get it up.  If I had tried that and saw this woman, my thing would have gone into hiding like a frightened turtle.  This dude must be a porn star. 

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Well, by the looks of the "victim", he was shooting for "low hanging fruit", for his hanging fruit show, but ended up with a mushy windfall

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He was probably just looking for somewhere to take a <deleted>. I knew a guy at uni who <deleted> through letter boxes when he was drunk. Hilarious at the time but disgusting thing to do when I think about it now.

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2 hours ago, Crossy said:

My lady would have just opened the folding gate!!

 

Yep, she's smart! And he would have got his 'helmet' stuck.

 

(Not stealing your thunder, just need to explain it a little more for some on here ????)

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1 hour ago, JustAnotherHun said:

A Thai man never would do that. Must have been a farang.

Yes, the holes in the grille are much too big.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Crossy said:

My lady would have just opened the folding gate!!

 

She lets them all in heh?

Actually she should have taken a tight grip and screamed blue murder!

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3 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it was not me.

IMO you are setting some kind of record for disclaimers. You sound like Bunty in Ethel Turner's novel.

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Posted
3 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

another example of how these are desperate times in Thailand.

 

nowadays she could easily be a gogo dancer

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Posted
31 minutes ago, atyclb said:

first glance thought story read. "little man in a helmet sticks head through door"

It does say that. Just not using those words though.

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Posted
4 hours ago, worgeordie said:

He must have a fetish for large ,sorry Xl ladies,

he had a helmet on his head and put one through the bars 

regards Worgeordie

 

Maybe he was really going after grandma???  :coffee1:

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