Tip Of The Day

[tutsiwarrior]

never seen no snow in Thailand...I did see someone trying to hump a huski once in an alley behind a bar in Kabinburi...the huski was wearing camoflage clothing...

[Bluecat]

Whatever anybody says, you can pee in the shower, it's ok.

After a party in Dave's place,...

[fatter than harry]

Bat Wings

For when you are sitting down for an extended period of time and have to get up and your cojones are stuck to the inside of your thighs. Surreptitiously try to get them unstuck without using your hands, your sack pulls with your thighs creating "Bat Wings". You may add your own sound effects or If you are in a dark room and you have a torch you can recreate the Batman call sign, albeit in a sinewy fashion.

[medicinebox]

Bat Wings

For when you are sitting down for an extended period of time and have to get up and your cojones are stuck to the inside of your thighs. Surreptitiously try to get them unstuck without using your hands, your sack pulls with your thighs creating "Bat Wings". You may add your own sound effects or If you are in a dark room and you have a torch you can recreate the Batman call sign, albeit in a sinewy fashion.

LOL....more like this please

[medicinebox]

The double wammy:

When you are laid in bed with your Tilak, try to muster up a terrible eggy silent fart. Let it slip out unbeknown to her, Then start spitting in the air. She will duck under the sheets for shelter, thus inhaling your wrath. Works every time.....

[fatter than harry]

A.T.M.

When someone is bent over, you go up behind them and take your thumb and run it up the crack of their asss while screaming "Fastcash".

[splitlid]

Keep a dessert spoon in the freezer at all times.

when you come home drunk ready for sex with your latest love,

take the spoon and place it firmly on the base of your cock, as close to your nuts as possible.

hey preto!!!... a boner that will impress for hours...guaranteed.

try it.

[stumonster]

the rodeo ride root.

next time you are taking your missus from behind,

lean forward and whisper in her ear,

'you don t do this half as good as your sister'

then see if you can hang on for 8 seconds...

[davethailand]

[Padkapow Guy]

tip for bg's

becareful of the one eyed monster, he will spit on you!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

tip for bg's

becareful of the one eyed monster, he will spit on you!

They do have that messy habit don't they ?

[Axel]

Can somebody give me a tip?

Why did I wake up this morning, hearing in my ears:

POLLY wants a cracker

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Can somebody give me a tip?

Why did I wake up this morning, hearing in my ears:

POLLY wants a cracker

Is Polly a BG Axel ? If so, that cracker could mean money for services rendered last night.

[Axel]

Is Polly a BG Axel ? If so, that cracker could mean money for services rendered last night.

A Dr., I think Polly is a parrot

Still don't know what happened. It sounds Greek to me, maybe because Greece was beating Portugal last night.

One thing for sure, Polly no like BG, Polly wants a cracker

[davethailand]

oohh,

you 2 are for it now

[tuky]

man thinks because he has fingers.

[medicinebox]

Squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. This will keep the stripes straight.

Unless you are a woman, then you will only have the ability to squeeze it from near the top. Then when I come to use it, i have to squeeze it twice to push the toothpaste into and past the empty space she created by not following the rules.

[Boon Mee]

Although the Thread is "Tip of the Day", thought I'd throw this one in...in light of one of America's finest passing away...

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it."

-- Ronald Reagan

[winle]

call me what you will the fact remains i'm a

FANTASTIC TOPIC STARTER!!

[chonabot]

I'll call you Winkle then...

[Insight]

HIJACKERS - why go through all the trouble of taking hostages, keeping them for days and risking life imprisonment? Simply buy a ticket to your intended destination in the first place.

[splitlid]

reading posts:

when reading long postings from the likes of Yohan...just quickly glance through the rhetoric and pick out key words such as: muslim, women, frisbee etc and make up some comment which he didnt say!!

this will ensure hours of entertainment as he tries to verify his meaning over and over again...arrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh.