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Three eminent transplant surgeons were in the pub and discussing their latest operations

The first said he had transplanted the feet of a very famous dead football player onto a chap who had been in a car accident and had lost his and is now a millionaire.

The second said that’s all well and good but listen to this, he had transplanted the hands from a very famous dead concert pianist onto a lady who had lost hers in an industrial accident and she is also now a millionaire.

The third took a sip of his beer and said well I transplanted the breasts of a very famous porn star that had been killed onto the back of a raging, sex mad homosexual.

He was asked if this patient was also a millionaire?

He said he will be providing his ###### holds out.

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