verbal diarrhoea equivalent

[prk888]

I believe most people will easily understand what verbal diarrhoea means.   But what about written diarrhoea?

I find prolific forum posters can be an annoyance, especially if they have nothing significant to say so i just skip their posts.

I've been Googling to see if there is an equivalent phrase to signify social media overposting - a.k.a. written diarrhoea.  Couldn't find one (Google does however show that a pogonophile is a lover of beards, a dendophile is a lover of trees and a hodophile is a lover of travel)

Any suggestions for an overindulgent lover of forum posting?

[Bob A Kneale]

CDV, chronic diarrhoeal verbosity.

[thainet]

penophile

[petermik]

"any suggestions for an overindulgent lover of forum posting"......yup....stay off the bottle

[ianezy0]

You have just posted verbal diarrhoea! ????

[johnray]

nice story bro

[Bob A Kneale]

44 minutes ago, thainet said:

penophile

Penophile?  How many comments found on forums are written with pens?    I type all mine on a keyboard, don't you?

[Kerryd]

Don't you just hate it when someone holds a gun to your head and forces you to read every word of every post ?

It's like you don't have the ability to somehow just - scroll - past - it.

I like the posts where someone takes the time and effort to research a subject and provide a detailed, comprehensive post and then someone else responds by quoting the entire post and typing: 
"wrong"
and that's it. So eloquent. No need to explain why it's "wrong", no need to research anything yourself or provide a plausible alternative answer.

Just type a single word and then pat yourself on the back for being so awesome.
 

[BEVUP]

1 hour ago, prk888 said:

Any suggestions for an overindulgent lover of forum posting?

Well yu left this open

Yes - I'd ignore their posts & travel to a forested countryside with that bearded man & shove that bottle where they found the fish 

5555 

 

[PerkinsCuthbert]

Talk too mutt.

[scubascuba3]

prick888 you probably notice it because you have so little to say, best thing to do is put those people on ignore

[ratcatcher]

I am definitely not a pleonast.

[Puchaiyank]

Me thinks you need to look no further than your post to find verbal diarrhoea equivalent!  

[thainet]

4 hours ago, Bob A Kneale said:

Penophile?  How many comments found on forums are written with pens?    I type all mine on a keyboard, don't you?

 

How many comments on forums completely miss the point..(hint--see above)

[Bob A Kneale]

17 hours ago, thainet said:

22 hours ago, Bob A Kneale said:

Penophile?  How many comments found on forums are written with pens?    I type all mine on a keyboard, don't you?

How many comments on forums completely miss the point..(hint--see above)

The point was, excessive posting on forums cannot make you a penophile. 

[prk888]

TVF could give greater choices on whether a post is thanked, liked, sad, confused etc.  Definitely one needed to show a post is irrelevant.  Innebriated posters or guys who read and do not comprehend before hitting the keyboard are often the guilty ones in this regard as cognition is affected

[CorpusChristie]

A Chomper ?

[prk888]

and what would the emoticon be?

[prk888]

Had one suggestion but it showed an 'x' for a  missing letter (wxnker) so I got confused.  Was it winker or wonker ?