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Never Piss A Guy Off With A Backhoe

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Reminds me of the old Johnny Chester song.

Readymix Revenge.

I left each mornin', rise and shine, got into that truck of mine

Eacy day I earn my pay by haulin' concrete ready mixed

Up and down the roads I drove with half a house in every load

Thought my wife just stayed at home alone from dawn till six

A cement mixer driver ain't no knight in shinin' armour

But I did the best I could just tryin' to keep her satisfied

I thought we got along so well, somehow I just couldn't tell

I never once suspected her of cheatin' on the side

But she did

I was drivin' down the main street with my mixer full of concrete

She was sittin' right beside him in his Thunderbird, so fine

So I turned around and followed them to his house

Where they both went in

They closed the door behind them but an anger filled my mind

I never even said a word, just backed up to that Thunderbird

I put the concrete flute about, right in the driver's seat

I pulled the chord, out it poured, right up level with the door

I filled that car with seven yards of ready mixed concrete

A cement mixer driver ain't no knight in shinin' armour

But I did the best I could just tryin' to keep her satisfied

I thought we got along so well, somehow I just couldn't tell

I never once suspected her of cheatin' on the side

It happened oh so fast that day, I took my truck and went away

Never to return or ever see her face again

But I think about them now and then

And I wish I could have been there when

They found they were the victims of a ready mixed revenge

That's excellent! Never heard of him or the song. Is it some kind of country song?

That's excellent! Never heard of him or the song. Is it some kind of country song?

I hadn't heard the song for thirty years, funny i could remember the lyrics but not the title, took me twenty minutes googling to find it.

Johnny Chester is/was a journeyman of the Australian music industry, he mainly worked in Country music but was one of those guys who never quite got there. A couple of top five hits in Oz, very little success overseas. I think the biggest single he had was "She's my kind of Woman" which got some play on the country charts in the US.

I saw him put on a semi-impromptu show in an Adelaide shopping mall once to promote an album and he's a gifted entertainer. Been around since 1960 and still going.

That's excellent! Never heard of him or the song. Is it some kind of country song?

I hadn't heard the song for thirty years, funny i could remember the lyrics but not the title, took me twenty minutes googling to find it.

Johnny Chester is/was a journeyman of the Australian music industry, he mainly worked in Country music but was one of those guys who never quite got there. A couple of top five hits in Oz, very little success overseas. I think the biggest single he had was "She's my kind of Woman" which got some play on the country charts in the US.

I saw him put on a semi-impromptu show in an Adelaide shopping mall once to promote an album and he's a gifted entertainer. Been around since 1960 and still going.

Here is his link Johnny Chester I saw him at Tamworth Country Music Festival, personally I dislike both Country and Western but he is talented but never clicked with the US mass market. Not a pretty boy kiwi like Kieth Urban. :o

CB

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