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I believe in ThaiBebop.

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I believe in ThaiBebop.

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Bop your heads in prayer Brothers and Sisters. May the beat bring you peace. :o

I believe in ThaiBebop.

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I believe that children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way, show them all the beauty they posses inside. Give them a sense of pride to make it easier, let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be. I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow, if I fail, if I succeed, at least I've lived as I believe, no matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity.

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Learning to love yourself, is the greatest love of all.

I still don't, but I am trying ( I have a couple of flaws left, but they are biggies)

Question directed at Tiggy.

The Ten Commandments, don't they just boil down to one?

"Thou shalt not piss other people off"

Isn't the Bible just a healthy living guide with a bit of possibly manufactured history thrown in to pad it out?

I stopped going to Church when I was 18 years old for two reasons .... I was 18 and I could make my own decisions, but more importantly to me, the place was full of people who behaved like complete <deleted> for six days of the week, but because they put on the Sunday best and prayed and sang hymns..... well, that's that taken care of.

I have a church, it's inside me, 100% attendance every day, and I strive to fulfil my commitment, my one commandment..... sometimes I manage it, sometimes I don't..... but it's my nose, my ring through it, and me pulling the chain..... I have to live up to my expectations first, forgetting those and aiming for divine intervention to make up for my failings doesn't work for me.

I ike it when questions are directed at me!

The 10 commandments boiled down to one is a good one, it is, however, slightly deeper than that. I suppose if I had to compress it into one I'd say...

"You should love one another as God loves you."

The bible for me is the most fantastic book. Full of wisdom and excellence. From the opening words it speaks of the advent of Jesus. I have been reading and studying for 30 years and am amazed every day at the wow factor every time I read!

Regarding going to church, I can't stand 'Sunday' Christians! All the people I meet with are 7 day a week people, ie, people who live it! Although we do have Sunday meetings, we also have other meetings throughout the week - some of them purely social where we drink copious amounts of wine and have a good laugh.

Amen to that. Whatever your religion is I hope you're happy with it.

Thanks Taddy for the question!

"The shoe, the shoe!"

Sorry. Couldn't help meself.

Yes, the Bible is a good book, but geez Tiggy, how do you get through Abe begat Bob, and Bob begat Jim, and Jim begat Jet...oh, wrong book. But you know what I mean.

"The shoe, the shoe!"

Sorry. Couldn't help meself.

Yes, the Bible is a good book, but geez Tiggy, how do you get through Abe begat Bob, and Bob begat Jim, and Jim begat Jet...oh, wrong book. But you know what I mean.

"That's not a shoe, that's a sandal!"

Yes, I know what you mean about the genealogies. However, (not wanting to sound like an anorak) I enjoy them when they are part of a study. Just reading them can be a bit tough.

ps How about a new rule for this thread? Anyone posting has to make an abstract quote from 'Life of Brian'.

"The shoe, the shoe!"

Sorry. Couldn't help meself.

Yes, the Bible is a good book, but geez Tiggy, how do you get through Abe begat Bob, and Bob begat Jim, and Jim begat Jet...oh, wrong book. But you know what I mean.

"That's not a shoe, that's a sandal!"

Yes, I know what you mean about the genealogies. However, (not wanting to sound like an anorak) I enjoy them when they are part of a study. Just reading them can be a bit tough.

ps How about a new rule for this thread? Anyone posting has to make an abstract quote from 'Life of Brian'.

Sounds good to me Tiggy:

"What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."

I was thinking of re-writing th ebible to fit into modern times. You know, internet, free love, mobile phones... Jesus's followers can all have personal assistants and dictaphones to record their gospels, etc... In fact the gospels could be written in real time - blog style. Jesus would be put into power by a US gov't intent on "saving the world" before being betrayed by the romans - whom were put into power by the same gov't, etc.... etc... Sex with prostitutes would be an acceptable norm, When Jesus comes to a party everybody gets their wine glasses out and drinks to excess, and so on and so forth. The jews smoke weed at every full moon party, and the yanks - under the prophet John Smith, of course - walk around being belligerent in horrendously colourful logo'd clothing. etc etc etc...

Do you think it could do well?

Er, no! A bit too radical. Interesting though it was.

ps "It means we should gather up sandals in great abundance!"

So, how come so much of Jesus' life is unaccounted for? Was he really in Nazareth or could he be Issa the traveller to India, who learned of eastern religions? Perhaps he was inspired by the Buddha. That might account for Jesus' compassionate side?

So, how come so much of Jesus' life is unaccounted for? Was he really in Nazareth or could he be Issa the traveller to India, who learned of eastern religions? Perhaps he was inspired by the Buddha. That might account for Jesus' compassionate side?

It's true that 18 years of his life is unaccounted for. Most scholars hold the view that like John the Baptist he was preparing for his ministry. 30 is the age that priests started their ministry in the OT. Speculation is rife as to what that preparation was, we are certainly told nothing in the bible.

ps, oh sorry. "Blessed are the cheese makers!"

Forgot my quote.

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "

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So, how come so much of Jesus' life is unaccounted for? Was he really in Nazareth or could he be Issa the traveller to India, who learned of eastern religions? Perhaps he was inspired by the Buddha. That might account for Jesus' compassionate side?

It's true that 18 years of his life is unaccounted for. Most scholars hold the view that like John the Baptist he was preparing for his ministry. 30 is the age that priests started their ministry in the OT. Speculation is rife as to what that preparation was, we are certainly told nothing in the bible.

ps, oh sorry. "Blessed are the cheese makers!"

OK Oh wise one. Any speculation on the possibility that he was married (with possible offspring) and this suggestion pre-existed that movie. His position and lifestyle resembles that of what people today call a rabbi and it would be unusual NOT to be married.

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Brian : Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

Reg : <deleted> off! We're the People's Front of Judea

PPS I've found a page of "Life of Brian" quotes so I can continue this BS for a while.

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I hope we're not all quoting from the imdb quotes page> :o

Oh wise tiggy: Question:

Who was it in the bible who got stoned off his ass?

PS: "What's so special about the cheesemakers? Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy product"

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Perhaps he spent the 'lost' 18 years being very naughty, you could call it research for being such a good egg later in life.

'He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy'

Who wrote the fables ?

In times of total illiteracy

Who wrote the stories.

In what language and where is the text ?

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Who wrote the fables ?

In times of total illiteracy

Who wrote the stories.

In what language and where is the text ?

Are you still living in times of total illiteracy Limpy ?

Or you just don't like going with the concencus ?

PS

Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?

Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.

Brian: Well, what happened?

Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.

Brian: Cured?

Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!

Brian: Who cured you?

Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.

Brian: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?

Ex-Leper: Uh, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and excuse my French, sir.

Who wrote the fables ?

In times of total illiteracy

Who wrote the stories.

In what language and where is the text ?

Bede was the first to translate the Bible into English in 700 a.d. ish, he is famous for writing 'the ecclesiastical history of England' in which he stated that monarchs had divine right to rule as they were angels sent by you know who, angel land engel land england and all that, this was the first ever written history of England and has been used as the basis of English history and the accompanying kleptocracy ever since, not bad for a bloke who never left the monastary in Jarrow in his 59 years.

'What have the Romans ever done for us?'

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Who wrote the fables ?

In times of total illiteracy

Who wrote the stories.

In what language and where is the text ?

Actually I think it was not a time of total illitrracy.

Writing , in many languages , existed at the time and long before that.

Whilst waiting for a slumbering tiger to join the conversation :

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, <deleted> off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we <deleted> off, O Lord?

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Who wrote the fables ?

In times of total illiteracy

Who wrote the stories.

In what language and where is the text ?

Bede was the first to translate the Bible into English in 700 a.d. ish, he is famous for writing 'the ecclesiastical history of England' in which he stated that monarchs had divine right to rule as they were angels sent by you know who, angel land engel land england and all that, this was the first ever written history of England and has been used as the basis of English history and the accompanying kleptocracy ever since, not bad for a bloke who never left the monastary in Jarrow in his 59 years.

'What have the Romans ever done for us?'

Pliz , and I have not checked your "facts" , but what does a translation 650 years approx after the original have to do with the veracity of the original texts? Also I understood the term "England" came from some guy in a frock asking about the ethnithicity of the inhabitants and on hearing "Angles and Saxons (the most recent illegal immigrants)" uttered the "angels" word".

Also , why have you got such a hard-on for Bede. If you spent 59 years in a monastery in Jarrow you might be a pr*ck too.

Reg: [arriving at Brian's crucifixion] Hello, Sibling Brian.

Brian: Thank God you've come, Reg.

Reg: Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepared statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom. "

Brian: What?

Reg: "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. " And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time

Did you write that for want of something better to do? Bede translated the first bible into English, he was a monk that lived his whole life in a monastry, he may have been talented and intelligent, but he may have also been a little bias and selective in his translations, thats all.

It's my two cents worth, if Bede translated the Bible in 650 ish then some parts of the Bible probably weren't written that much before it or where still being formulated anyway to fit current trends as with Bede. Why the boner for him?

'It is on the pretence of divine authority that human authority is founded.' Mikhail Bakunin.

"Now, write it out 100 times! And if it's not done by sunrise I'll cut your balls off."

I will think of something smart to say later, until then..

One cross per person and to your left, thank you.

Who wrote the fables ?

In times of total illiteracy

Who wrote the stories.

In what language and where is the text ?

Firstly, which fables?

If you mean the bible, it was not writen in times of total illiteracy, but in a time of high literacy! (if that's what you mean?)

The language was mainly Hebrew in the OT and Greek in the NT. Both were the 'literate' languages of the day. We have fragments of text from all of the ancient texts with more being discovered every day. There are complete copies of the septuagint which was the the most used version of the bible in Jesus time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septuagint

The text of the NT was available by the end of the first century AD and the 'Canon' was complete by the third century. There were disputes as to some books, ie the gnostic gospels, but from what I have read they are mostly full of obvious 'fables'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_canon

It's a facinating study, I hope that helps.

ps "Stumbling around a cowshed at three o'clock in the morning doesn't sound very wise to me!"

ps "Stumbling around a cowshed at three o'clock in the morning doesn't sound very wise to me!"

That depends on what you are looking for, if you are on a quest to find a cow, it's probably one of the best places to be.

ps "Stumbling around a cowshed at three o'clock in the morning doesn't sound very wise to me!"

That depends on what you are looking for, if you are on a quest to find a cow, it's probably one of the best places to be.

Now I want you all to Just P** O**. That is one of my lines and I won't be having it ponced around or used in vain.

ps "Stumbling around a cowshed at three o'clock in the morning doesn't sound very wise to me!"

That depends on what you are looking for, if you are on a quest to find a cow, it's probably one of the best places to be.

That's true, but it was in reply to "We are three wise men".

"And who the bladdy h*ll are you?" was the question to which that was the response.

"What sign is he then?"

"And who the bladdy h*ll are you?" was the question to which that was the response.

"What sign is he then?"

:o A Capricorn then is he?

"And who the bladdy h*ll are you?" was the question to which that was the response.

"What sign is he then?"

:o A Capricorn then is he?

"What are they like?"

"He is the Messiah, the son of God!"

"So that's Capricorn is it?"

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