BMA Allows More Restaurants To Serve Alcohol Under “Thai Stop Covid Plus” Certification

[michael888]

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[Harveyboy]

7 hours ago, CrunchWrapSupreme said:

"Super Thai Power Stop Covid Premium Plus Pro++"

1) Hand over fat envelope.

2) Impressive looking local officials come to the restaurant.

3) Plenty of photos of them looking and pointing at things, vaccine certificates, masks, alcohol gel bottes.

4) Requisite photo of officials and owners all lined up giving a thumbs up.

5) Very fancy official logo stuck to the door.

6) Ok, now you can drink. Still only until 9 pm though.

yep and mr C19 will read it on the door and keep away till after 9 pm..

[thailand49]

8 hours ago, AhFarangJa said:

A post with many good points, however, I have a problem with your last sentence. You are first assuming they actually think, and secondly you are assuming they have the requisite organ, i.e. a brain.  

Problem don't blame me blame the creator?  Everyone is given in general the same organs these leaders just never had it developed each and everyone of them were born with that silver spoon in their mouth!  ????

[natway09]

I have a closed bar. If I sell the peanuts, not give them away can we be considered a restaurant

& reopen ??. The envelope has to be there every month along with buying 2 tickets to the "policemens ball" at 2 grand a pop

[charmonman]

So, in addition to SHA+ they now have to have Thai Stop Covid Plus? Can they not just get their story straight and stop all this BS? These people couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse <deleted>!

[spidermike007]

12 hours ago, Walker88 said:

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Take your pick:

 

 

As an added incentive, Kim assures me he'll introduce you to his barber.

How much does the position pay? 

[Stargeezr]

Hey Spiderman,  I loved your article, not a shred of sarcasm in it at all. 555.

Some day the government might get told of the unhappy tourists that are

being restricted by his alcohol restrictions. The tea drinking PM, should have a dram or two of Hennessy

and relax a bit himself.

Geezer