I can cry on demand. Can drama mama too. Learnt from my own mother.

Bieing honest!!!!!!! seems no one is interested these days better off being a lying son of a bitch!!

I can wag my Penis.......Don't believe me. Want to see?

I was in school with a girl who could fart a song. She said she learned it from her grandma. None of my worthless talents can compete with that.

I know all of the lyrics to 'Rappers Delight'.

I can fix those mechanical pencils

......although maybe its not totally useless? might open shop for high school kiddies one of these days

Im good at avoiding answering questions without needing to lie

......does that open up doors for me in the diplomatic career

ohhh and I seem to have exceptional eyesight when it comes to noticing ants

I can play the piano, and even more useless, the recorder..

I can play the piano, and even more useless, the recorder..

i once touch my right elbow with my right hand,my arm was shattered ,had it set never been able to do it since thank god

I have this annoying talent of being able to being a human sexy-female magnet. It doesn't happen all the time, just when I go outdoors

I have this annoying talent of being able to being a human sexy-female magnet. It doesn't happen all the time, just when I go outdoors

Here in Pattaya all the guys are human sexy-female magnets. I wonder why?