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We are going down.

 

Down, down, and down.

 

Hippieness is a warm gun.

 

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When I feel my love of Mother Superior, I feel so right.

 

 

Sometimes, I dream of a Colt

 

Happiness is a warm gun, not to mention a warmer socket.

 

Guns kill.

 

I never knew this before a gun killed John Lennon.

 

I guess this killing must have been unexpected.

 

And, I had also never expected to see a film like Rosemary's Baby.

 

Things like this just happen, from time to time....

 

 

Sometimes good.
Sometimes bad.

 

Things just happen, in this universe of ours.

 

Sometime in the distant future, we will understand our universe, but not really.

 

The more you understand, the more you realize that the universe is not willing to be understood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I once had one of these...

 

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And then, I realized that there was no point in having it.

 

There is only so much time one can spend, cleaning one's gun.

 

Far better, just to stimulate oneself, rather than to own a gun, a gun with no feeling.

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12 minutes ago, Jerno said:

High?

Not high....exactly.

Only on a 48-hour fast.

 

Same thing.

 

Some use fasting to gain a high.

 

Others buy guns to get high.

 

As you know, although I have never been, there are places in Thailand where you can go to shoot guns.

 

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And, you can even leave a note, and become an author, read by many.

 

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Better to buy butter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

Guns the shoot Butter bullets.. goes well with my potato gun

You never need to feel empty....

 

Never need to feel empty when you read the dialogue of Last Tango in Paris, I guess.

 

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Now, please, cut your fingernails, and put them up where the sun don't shine.

 

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This is GREAT literature, at it's best.

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4 hours ago, impulse said:

I'll bet butter kills more people than guns, through heart disease.

 

OK.

 

I will gladly take your bet, and bet that you are completely wrong.

 

WRONG.

 

If you want to bet on sugar, instead, then all bets are off.

 

Butter is not bad.

Sugar is not good.

 

Get the picture?

 

But, I have never used K-Y Jelly.

Have you?

 

I think that K-Y Jelly is used for medical purposes.

 

As for me, I prefer the missionary position, and, also, those of the opposite sex, of my own species.

 

 

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27 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

OK.

 

I will gladly take your bet, and bet that you are completely wrong.

 

WRONG.

 

If you want to bet on sugar, instead, then all bets are off.

Nah.  Sugar and alcohol are too easy...  Butter would require some thought. 

 

Besides, it's not "Guns or Sugar" in Econ 101.

 

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1 hour ago, impulse said:

Nah.  Sugar and alcohol are too easy...  Butter would require some thought. 

 

Besides, it's not "Guns or Sugar" in Econ 101.

 

As Goebbels said, "We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns." 

 

Land O Lakes unsalted butter received top ratings in the test kitchen's taste tests for its clean dairy flavor.

 

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Up near Lake Superior, you got both Guns, as well as Butter.

Wisconsin has it all.

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Where is JOHN LENNON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

 

Our world needs John, these days.

 

Jack Lemmon, we also need.

 

 

Sorry to break it to you this early in the morning, but they have both been dead for about 40 years. But sure, go ahead dude. Keep calling for them.

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8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Not high....exactly.

Only on a 48-hour fast.

Ok, I assume it´s Ramadan Mubarak for you then. However, that is just an excuse to eat unlimited and party like an animal after the sun gone down.

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