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A Short Guide To Comparative Religion

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TAOISM Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "shit happens".

CALVINISM Shit happens because you don't work

hard enough.

BUDDHISM If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST No shit on Saturdays.

ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?

HEDONISM There's nothing like a good shit happening.

HINDUISM This shit happened before.

MORMON This shit is going to happen again.

ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

MOONIES Only happy shit really happens.

STOICISM This shit is good for me.

PROTESTANISM Let the shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you are BAD.

HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama.

JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to us?

ZOROASTRIANISM Shit happens half the time.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit is in your mind.

ATHEISM Sheeit.

EXISTENTIALISM What is shit anyway?

RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this shit.

Apologies to those who have seen it before.

KAYOism - A sh1tload of sh1t.

The Irish way of saying it = <deleted> happens!

CONSTIPATIONISM This shit will happen nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Wolves use their shit to ward of enemies and mark their territory. I find even though i shit buckets; there's still not enough to keep the idiots on this site at bay.

I got the T-shirt too... :o

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

###### snappy.

I hope you got that in Patters ?

I will keep my eye open for one in the summer.

d-amn. I forgot you can't say ######.

BLAIRISM Shit could happen in 45 minutes.

BUSHISM Ladies and gentlemen let me tell you that shit happens differently in the democratic world and there are millions of unfortunate people who have no access to democratic shit. It is our divine duty to spread this shit, and when I say shit I don't mean shit I am talking real shit, to all the oppressed peoples who have to endure unspeakable levels of shit without any say in the shit they want.

POSEURISM Spouting any old shit with an obscure word or two in it hoping people won't understand instead of realising you're not an "intellectual" but just a fraud who craves attention.

PS For ######'s sake how the hel_l is the word shit getting past the censor bot ?

GORGONISM You're gonna catch shit if all this shit aint cleared up pronto.

Yes. Very naughty boys.

Phillititism: Spouter of Gorgon wisdom.

  • 3 weeks later...
I got the T-shirt too... :D

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Is that you in it ?

Pretty impressive "love handles". !

:o

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