Naked British man caught wandering around beach on Samui Island

[IamNoone88]

A rotund, hairy, naked Brit walking up and down the beach .....  a true Halloween Horror Show. How timely.

[USNret]

4 hours ago, TheFishman1 said:

So from the picture it looks like there were five police and one British guy TIT

Why are they not all pointing at him so we know which one is the naked Brit?

[Smokey and the Bandit]

2 hours ago, Scouse123 said:

And all the above bigoted comments don't apply to other nationalities as well?

 

There are good and bad in every nation on earth.

 

Totally uncalled for classing all British people the same. The Scots have a different outlook to the English who differ from the Welsh and they differ from the Northern Irish.

 

Even in England the North is far different to the South.

Totally agree with your comment! Some people are either just sad or dont get out much!

[crazykopite]

I skinny dip all the time but in my own swimming pool after all it is your Birth suit  it’s no worse than woman been topless and having very revealing string bottoms to me this is a non story 

[Scouse123]

2 hours ago, 2baht said:

Who's got the most stolen hubcaps?

That would definitely be us lot!

[Boyn]

3 hours ago, 2baht said:

...............................................and not one of them pointing, damn it! ????

The standard of pointing in this country is really going downhill.

[Purdey]

"You my big big boy."

"Is that it?"

"Cannot see below the beer belly. "

[blackshadow]

2 hours ago, Sparktrader said:

Thailand has nudist resorts. He could go there.

where???

[Sparktrader]

9 minutes ago, blackshadow said:

where???

Pattaya according to youtube. There is a vlogger who went there.

[riverhigh]

From the original article:

 

"He is a 30-year-old British man who recently arrived in Thailand with tourist visa. He stays at a resort nearby. He said he joined in a party but he cannot remember anything else. He also said he wants to bring everyone to meet with god.”

 

After reading the above, one can understand why the Thai authorities are treating this more than just a mouthy Brit who thinks he owns the world and the right to do and behave like he wishes. They want to test him for drugs and rightly so. From personal experience,  I went out with a girlfriend on drugs, from my home country, who attacked me unprovoked. True, in hindsight there was no good reason, other than the kinky sex (smile), for me to go out with her. Regardless of whether the Brit is playing smart and trying to use the "I got drugged at a party, I'm not responsible" get out of jail card, he needs to be taken off the streets. Let's say you are walking down the steet and he comes up to you naked and punches you in the face because you look at him funny and don't agree with him to meet with God.  His rights ends, when yours begin. 

[BritManToo]

2 hours ago, itsari said:

Has a British man run of with the love of your life by any chance Gottfrid ?

He's still upset about ww1, ww2 and Brexit.

 

Back to the OP,

Mental illness comes in many forms, mentioning god is a sure giveaway.

Edited November 2, 2022 by BritManToo

[Ralf001]

2 hours ago, 2baht said:

Surprising, i though sunburn was to be avoided, dark skin makes them look like rice farmers! ????

Naturism.

[hotchilli]

6 hours ago, webfact said:

They arrived at the scene to find the naked foreigner in the sea. Boat operators tried to help him but he swam away. The foreign man was later pulled up from the water and was asking to put on clothes.

Thought he was at Sandbanks.

[hotchilli]

4 hours ago, Sparktrader said:

I shower naked

You devil you

[hotchilli]

4 hours ago, 2baht said:

Ever seen a naked Thai at the beach??? They even swim fully clothed!

I did once, but the site got took down.

[Gottfrid]

2 hours ago, kennw said:

Just another "quality" tourist. But wait the Russians are coming!

Oh dear! Run for cover.

[Gottfrid]

3 hours ago, itsari said:

Has a British man run of with the love of your life by any chance Gottfrid ?

Wonder why so many posters are asking that question. Please search the forum. Question already answered before.

[Gottfrid]

3 hours ago, Scouse123 said:

And all the above bigoted comments don't apply to other nationalities as well?

 

There are good and bad in every nation on earth.

 

Totally uncalled for classing all British people the same. The Scots have a different outlook to the English who differ from the Welsh and they differ from the Northern Irish.

 

Even in England the North is far different to the South.

Have I said that it doesn´t go for other nationalities as well? I am just reacting on how many are trying to set focus on other things as soon as it has to do with a Brit on this forum. But, then again. Maybe it´s just because it is too common with that kind of problems, so it quickly must be covered up as too many people will see the truth.

[rumeaug]

He should go to France, on the french riviera. plenty of nudist beaches there (it goes with a few locals hiding peeping and j***k off behind the surrounding pine trees and lavender bushes). 

[Gottfrid]

3 hours ago, Sparktrader said:

Thailand has nudist resorts. He could go there.

Yes, he could, but his choice was the stupid one.

[GarryP]

5 hours ago, arick said:

Haven't the Scandinavians been doing this decades ago. Groups of them on the west coast! 

When I was on Samui 40 years ago there was a Scandavian family of four living in a bungalow on Chawaeng beach who used to wander up and down the beach in the nude. Put bare minimum of clothes on when they crossed the track (now a road) to the restaurants. Nobody batted an eyelid back then.   

[Old Croc]

4 hours ago, Scouse123 said:

Totally uncalled for classing all British people the same. The Scots have a different outlook to the English who differ from the Welsh and they differ from the Northern Irish.

 

Even in England the North is far different to the South.

Perhaps when the British attack all Australians or all Americans they should also be aware of the vast differences in people across these much larger and ethnically diverse countries.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Old Croc

[Scouse123]

9 minutes ago, Old Croc said:

Perhaps when the British attack all Australians or all Americans they should also be aware of the vast differences in people across these much larger and ethnically diverse countries.

Whose attacked them? Certainly not me!

 

Why you trying to use vague generalised comparisons which don't exist?

[Scouse123]

47 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Have I said that it doesn´t go for other nationalities as well? I am just reacting on how many are trying to set focus on other things as soon as it has to do with a Brit on this forum. But, then again. Maybe it´s just because it is too common with that kind of problems, so it quickly must be covered up as too many people will see the truth.

What a load of unjustified cow manure and ridiculous, biaised, racist comment against all the English, Irish, Welsh, and Scots people as a collective.

 

You have one clown skinny dipping and you want to attack 4 nations?

You need to get a life.

[Thingamabob]

Nudism on many Thai beaches was quite normal many years ago. Prudism has taken over these days.

[mikeymike100]

1 minute ago, Thingamabob said:

Nudism on many Thai beaches was quite normal many years ago. Prudism has taken over these days.

Quite so, some folks get offended at the slightest thing?

[Tropposurfer]

7 hours ago, Moistworm said:

So embarrassing , its nearly always us Brits 

NEVER NEVER see an Aussie do such a thing ... hahahahaha ????????????????????

[Barefootknobby]

Their frightened they will see something they don’t have:-)

[soalbundy]

2 hours ago, Tropicalevo said:

Then stay away from Lotus's here in Samui.

Almost everyone wear shorts, T shirt and flip flops - including Thais.

Just see a smartly dressed lady/man now and again. (Thai and farang.)

Thankfully, very few shopping in their bathers these days. It used to happen quite a bit pre Covid.

(I do wear a mask to hide my unshaven mush! ????)

I live in a Thai village near the Cambodian border and drive to the market town to shop. Although the Thais here don't have that much money they all make an effort to dress well in public as do most of the few falangs here but there are the inevitable minority who have seriously let themselves go, it looks disgusting.

[Old Croc]

19 minutes ago, Scouse123 said:

Whose attacked them? Certainly not me!

 

Why you trying to use vague generalised comparisons which don't exist?

You've never called Australians convicts?  One of the few.

I did quote your post about differences by region, but I was generalizing about the British. Your initial defensive post and then angry response indicates probable rancor against others.