Jet has been transported to the Mayo Clinic for treatment. More word as we hear.

Sincerely,

Persy Athenopolous

Must have been a male grizzly who read your post in the Ladies home.

Is the bear OK ?

Is the bear OK ?

Very good FS, I didn't see that coming!

I do hope though, that Jettie is okay.

We'll just have to wait for word.

Is this for real?

Yup. It's real bait.

Jet has been transported to the Mayo Clinic for treatment. More word as we hear.

Sincerely,

Persy Athenopolous

What's this ? What happened ?

Sounds serious BUT this is Bedlam, so I'm confused.

edit:

"Jet Gorgon: Last Seen: Today, 2007-07-06 10:32:56" seems they've good connections at the Mayo Clinic...

Is the Grizzly there as well ?

LaoPo

I was going under the assumption that somebody saw how much sympathy Roadkill got and felt jealous.

In the hugely unlikely event that there is any truth in it we should of course smother young Jet with our sincerest concern but the hot headed should wait for the other side of the story before "loading for bear".

Jet has been transported to the Mayo Clinic for treatment. More word as we hear.

Sincerely,

Persy Athenopolous

Does it hurt?

Jet has been transported to the Mayo Clinic for treatment. More word as we hear.

Sincerely,

Persy Athenopolous

Does it hurt?

Scrapping with a grizzly or scrapping with Jet ?

PS

Anybody remember a Redford movie , "Jeremiah Johnson , Mountain Man " ?

Redford plays this young eejit who wants to be a "mountain man" so he hits off into the hills and finds (and teams up with) a real one. During their meeting the old guy asks him if he can skin a grizzly. "Sure" says Redford.

Much later in the movie the old guy bursts in the front door of their cabin with a very pissed-off grizzly right behind. On his way to the back door he yells at a nonplussed Redford "Skin that !".

Must be decades since I saw the movie but that one-liner still makes me smile.

I am always available for handbagging and tongue-lashings.

Face it Ladies, most modern women are smarter, quicker, stronger in terms of dealing with issues (and anyone can take a man down physically with a knee to the groin and a squeeze of the larnyx), and more capable of handling pain. But, when we complain, it is whining and always will be to the misogynists who will talk a blue streak about their woes and get commiseration from their barstool buddies.

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Perhaps she threw out a knee or broke a fingernail on some poor guys gonad or larnyx.

Yep, of course it's real. Jettie also managed to hold together her lacerated face for long enough to whisper to Perce that he should let all of us in Bedders know & give him her password to log on as her, so he could make the OP in her name . Bless her, considerate of our feelings to the last. The woman's a saint! No, really! Stop laughing at the back, there!! :D

Well for some reason this poor bear has chosen to contact me (maybe she sensed the kindness to animals thing in me) and let me tell you she is royally p1ssed after this incident.

She was minding her own business in the woods , the way a good little teddy bear does , when this crazy canuck started screaming "assume the position". She'd seen enough Yankee TV to understand that so she did.

(Yeah I know , you all thought Jet was a girl , but I'm the 13 ear old you were chatting with on the net last night OK?)

We do not yet have photos of the serious baton abuse that followed (they are still in the photo shop) but we do feel (Bettina and I) that the evidence will be overwhelming.

For those of you who need your tears jerking a little more it should suffice to know that this experience has been so traumatising for Bettina that she no longer feels safe in the woods (where she normally sh1ts according to the proverb) and has had to take refuge in the town where the only means she could find of supporting herself was prostituting her body as replacement for a "cigar store indian" who had taken early retirement.

We are in the process of mounting a defense fund to pay legal fees for the forthcoming lawsuits and every donor will get a "Bettina is innocent" bumper sticker.

We thank you for your support.

Bears 1 Feminazis 0

Go Bears, Go Bears, Go Bears...

Need any more Mayo rubbed in Jet ?

I hear Jet has recovered fully, but the Bear is still in intensive care.

Perhaps she is now wise enough to answer the old question. Do bears shit in the woods ?

This thread is too cruel to bear.

We're not here to Panda to your every whim you know.

I can see trouble Bruin if you all to diss Snakehead in this fashion !

Perhaps she is now wise enough to answer the old question. Do bears shit in the woods ?

That's a bear-faeced lie

Pooh.

Yep, I'm fine, thank you all so very much for your concern. Percy did a dam fine job letting you know. (I have changed my password) Even got my picture in the local newspaper but they cut my head off (you know, summer interns). Out of Mayo, and Gooseberry (he was trying to steal my pail of gooseberries, the cheeky sod) is recovering (but never again to sire cub scouts) and truly remorseful. He is learning to pick weeds, perform general gardening chores and put out campfires.

Actually, I posted this news mainly to bait Kayo, but he refuses to be flushed out. Sigh. Here's my 15 minutes of fame with Gooseberry in the local mimeographed newspaper (circ 35):

Yep, I'm fine, thank you all so very much for your concern. Percy did a dam fine job letting you know. (I have changed my password) Even got my picture in the local newspaper but they cut my head off (you know, summer interns). Out of Mayo, and Gooseberry (he was trying to steal my pail of gooseberries, the cheeky sod) is recovering (but never again to sire cub scouts) and truly remorseful. He is learning to pick weeds, perform general gardening chores and put out campfires.

Actually, I posted this news mainly to bait Kayo, but he refuses to be flushed out. Sigh. Here's my 15 minutes of fame with Gooseberry in the local mimeographed newspaper (circ 35):

I see the headlines now...

"Jet Gorgon Bears all for charity"