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Imagine the scenario of two kayakers basking in the serenity of a tranquil day on the water. Suddenly, without warning, their peaceful excursion takes an unimaginable turn. A colossal whale emerges from the depths, engulfing them within its enormous maw.

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As everybody here knows, it is not physically possible for a whale to swallow a human.

 

If you are a literalist, Biblically speaking, and you believe that a whale swallowed Jonah, then what was the maximum height and girth of Jonah?

 

Jonah would have to have been the size of a small squid, and no larger.

 

Sometimes, when reading my Bible each and every morning, I become upset by the pervasive hyperbole sprinkled throughout the text.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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