Wife won in lottery today

[AustinRacing]

Not a regular player, she won 4K with 11 today. Do you know why I chose 11, she said? Here we go I thought. A dream, car accident number plate?  Go on then. 
I had a dream last night. A baby sucking on my nipple drinking milk. In Thai tradition baby and milk from mother are represented by number1, so I chose 11. 
I didn’t know that. That’s great well done, I said. 
Didn’t have the heart to tell her it wasn’t a baby sucking on her nipple last in a dream. The sucking on the nipple was accurate but there was no baby involved, although she calls me baby from time to time. 

[Ralf001]

In western tradition a #1 is urination.

 

Lucky the kid did not snack on a #2 !!

[NoDisplayName]

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Wife won in lottery today

Congratulations, i guess.

I won $20 once, another time a gift card for Burger King.

Never won a wife.

[EVENKEEL]

Time for a party.

[save the frogs]

I had a dream that told me when my mother would die and the timing was spot on.

So in theory, it is possible to divine future events (including lottery numbers) through dreams. 

[chickenslegs]

1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

I had a dream that told me when my mother would die and the timing was spot on.

So in theory, it is possible to divine future events (including lottery numbers) through dreams. 

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow had gone.

 

(I think my late father told me that joke in 1964)

[save the frogs]

4 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow had gone.

ridicule all you want.

at this point, i don't care what anybody thinks of me anymore. 

 

[chickenslegs]

1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

ridicule all you want.

at this point, i don't care what anybody thinks of me anymore. 

 

It was not my intent to ridicule you. Your post just reminded me of a very old "Dad joke" that I thought I would share.

 

 

[dingdongrb]

3 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow had gone.

 

(I think my late father told me that joke in 1964)

Your late father obviously chewed Bazooka Joe bubble gum as I recall reading that same joke on a Bazooka Joe gum comic back in the 60s/70s.

 

[proton]

worst value lottery, 100 baht usually now with a max 6 million win, unless you buy a double ticket then it's 12

[chickenslegs]

3 minutes ago, dingdongrb said:

Your late father obviously chewed Bazooka Joe bubble gum as I recall reading that same joke on a Bazooka Joe gum comic back in the 60s/70s.

I'm pretty sure that Dad was the original author of the joke. Maybe Bazooka Joe gum stole it from him.

When I took up golf he would always tell me to take an extra pair of socks with me ... just in case I got a hole in one.

 

[still kicking]

33 minutes ago, proton said:

worst value lottery, 100 baht usually now with a max 6 million win, unless you buy a double ticket then it's 12

I paid about 10 AUD and won 1060 AUD I play online most weeks 

[Regyai]

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Wife won in lottery today

 

 

What number combo do you have to get to win a wife?

[HighPriority]

7 minutes ago, Regyai said:

 

 

What number combo do you have to get to win a wife?

I was wondering if you got to choose or had to take the one they offered…?

????

[Lucky Bones]

7 minutes ago, HighPriority said:

I was wondering if you got to choose or had to take the one they offered…?

????

That is a very good question.

Is there a try before you buy option?????????

[AustinRacing]

5 hours ago, Regyai said:

 

 

What number combo do you have to get to win a wife?

Finding a good woman in Thailand is really a lottery, isn’t it. With all the “acting” they put up to lure you in, hard to tell how good they are post-wedding. My first Thai turned out to be no-good. I think I’ve won the lottery this time. Then again we’re in the 7-year itch period. ???? 

[sirineou]

On 7/31/2023 at 7:56 PM, AustinRacing said:

Thai tradition baby and milk from mother are represented by number1, so I chose 11. 

Is that because she has two of them? Makes perfect sense to me. 

[AustinRacing]

7 hours ago, sirineou said:

Is that because she has two of them? Makes perfect sense to me. 

Well apparently boob is a 1 and baby is a 1. I suppose if there were two babies each sucking on a boob the numbers would be 22. Then again What do I know about Thai traditions????????