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2 hours ago, LaosLover said:

Average sex acts per year by age:

 

40-49: 63

 

50-59: 38

 

60-69: 25

 

70-79: 11

 

Source:

 

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-017-0953-1

 

And, if you haven't seen it, The Female Delusion Calculator (how rare a Han-som man you really are):

 

https://igotstandardsbro.com

 

Also, The Male Delusion Calculator (why you will never be happy):

 

https://malerealitycalc.info

 

 

 

 

https://malerealitycalc.info

Per year? That's one good night in a gay bathhouse.  ????

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No takers on the female delusion calculator?

 

If women are looking for the lofty likes of me, they have to plow through 99% of relative losers first.

 

Whereas, if I am looking for someone to replace my wife, that's only about one in twenty. I win!!!!!

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19 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Just to put things into context.....

 

 

 

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30% of Americans would be too young or too old to have sex. And by old I mean old.

 

I'm taking a break from sex for month or so. It's been getting less exciting lately.

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55 minutes ago, Sandboxer said:

I brush my teeth with Kamagra and then squeeze a dozen satchels ito my brekkie cereal along with the daily crushed up 1000mgs of Zithromycin and Acyclovir .

 

Goes best with Fruit Loops.

 

Truly a breakfast of champions.

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7 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

30% of Americans would be too young or too old to have sex. And by old I mean old.

 

I'm taking a break from sex for month or so. It's been getting less exciting lately.

 

Wrong. The survey was taken by American adults. Read the detailed Washington Post article on the issue.

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7 hours ago, LaosLover said:

Most men have eight-twelve sex partners in their lives.

I am blessed to have had more than a good few lives. Lost count a long time ago. The smiles and happiness are real.

 

 

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And unfortunately there are lots of guys who want to share the lurid details of their every encounter with anyone who will pretend to listen....gee you got laid in pattaya...why aren't you special can you please share all the details as you probably had the hottest gal ever who gave you the best BJ ever and blah blah blah....get a life.

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2 hours ago, JensenZ said:

Not even a single mention of performance issues, as though everyone is ready to go at any time. This thread is loaded with boastful studs. No one can be honest?

 

Limiting factors:

1. Equipment malfunction (ED, impotence, performance anxiety etc)

2. Lack of desire (libido)

3. Availability of partners who desire you, not ones you have to pay for.

 

I'm not really interested in buying partners, so I strikeout on #3. I don't want to use performance enhancing drugs such as Viagra as they leave me feeling hung over for a couple of days (and they don't work so well), so I strikeout on #1, and there isn't a lot of desire especially due to having no partner so #2 is out the door.

 

So how much have I had in about 4 years. Just under once a year average LOL.

 

I'm not embarrassed about it and I don't care about it. I'm pretty much asexual these days. It's kind of liberating having the big head in total control all of the time.

 

Are there any other honest people here or is everyone a stud?

 

 

Cheaper

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Reminds me of the old joke: doing the lottery "I was going to put down the number of times I had sex last month but it only goes to forty-nine" he boasted. To which he was told "just put down the number of times there was somebody there with you"

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6 hours ago, ozimoron said:

30% of Americans would be too young or too old to have sex. And by old I mean old.

 

I'm taking a break from sex for month or so. It's been getting less exciting lately.

Gives your wrist a rest.

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