1 minute ago, 2baht said:

Did you mean hand cranks?

Bad trolls

Just now, bignok said:

Bad trolls

I think YOU are confused, bigbird!

Just now, 2baht said:

I think YOU are confused, bigbird!

Go back and read the OP

10 hours ago, proton said:

Once a month is about right, rather have a good dump myself

Sensitive anus?

1 minute ago, bignok said:

Go back and read the OP

 Are you having the average amount of sex? (OP)

 

You claim 160 in 12 months, i am not confused, you need to back up your claim! Or is that 160 broken fingernails? ????

2 minutes ago, 2baht said:

 Are you having the average amount of sex? (OP)

 

You claim 160 in 12 months, i am not confused, you need to back up your claim! Or is that 160 broken fingernails? ????

You are posting nonsense. It says how many times. Not how many women.

 

 

Just now, bignok said:

You are posting nonsense. It says how many times. Not how many women.

 

 

That's what I'm questioning, bigbird! So, are you insinuating that some of them times (160) were'nt women? ????

Just now, 2baht said:

That's what I'm questioning, bigbird! So, are you insinuating that some of them times (160) were'nt women? ????

I have a gf. Sounds like you don't. Oh well bad luck.

11 hours ago, LaosLover said:

Average sex acts per year by age:

Is that with a partner , or without? 

1 minute ago, sirineou said:

Is that with a partner , or without? 

List both if you want.

7 minutes ago, bignok said:

You are posting nonsense. It says how many times. Not how many women.

 

 

I can see where this is going. Bignok's next thread will be about how many of those 160 times resulted in a female orgasm ( all of them, of course ), followed by suggestions from other posters about how many were faked ( all of them, of course )

1 minute ago, bignok said:

I have a gf. Sounds like you don't. Oh well bad luck.

I had a wife for 30 years, bigbird, she passed away recently!

Just now, Lacessit said:

I can see where this is going. Bignok's next thread will be about how many of those 160 times resulted in a female orgasm ( all of them, of course ), followed by suggestions from other posters about how many were faked ( all of them, of course )

I don't start such topics. You can if you are into that.

1 minute ago, bignok said:

List both if you want.

I was asking for a friend !

Yea that's what it is a friend  ???? 

4 minutes ago, bignok said:

I don't start such topics. You can if you are into that.

Is your GF as satisfied with the sex as you are?

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Is your GF as satisfied with the sex as you are?

Why are you asking creepy questions?

 

 

I like spreadsheets. 

 

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1 hour ago, bignok said:

Why are you asking creepy questions?

 

 

I guess I touched a nerve, then.

 

All i know that i wish i could have sex as many as half of the times i get up to pee at night.

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

Is your GF as satisfied with the sex as you are?

No woman is ever satisfied with anything!

 

If Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp & Prince Charles can't satisfy their wifes ........ what chance do we have?

1 minute ago, BritManToo said:

No woman is ever satisfied with anything!

Sorry to hear that. Are you doing it right? 

Double post

1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

No woman is ever satisfied with anything!

 

If Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp & Prince Charles can't satisfy their wifes ........ what chance do we have?

Those guys create too many expectations....

According to The Female Delusion Calculator, the holy grail of boyfriend-dom of six feet tall, six figures income, and six packs abs amounts to a quarter of one percent of all white men between the age of 45 and 50.

 

That's some brutal odds facing the You Go, Girl-girls.

 

1 minute ago, LaosLover said:

According to The Female Delusion Calculator, the holy grail of boyfriend-dom of six feet tall, six figures income, and six packs abs amounts to a quarter of one percent of all white men between the age of 45 and 50.

 

That's some brutal odds facing the You Go, Girl-girls.

 

Presumably all these women would be super hot swimsuit models in their early 20s, else why would they be expecting to score such a guy.

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I guess I touched a nerve, then.

 

You wouldnt talk like that in a pub. You would get called a creep or punched.

5 hours ago, 2baht said:

I had a wife for 30 years, bigbird, she passed away recently!

I had a wife for 30 years too, sadly I wasn't lucky.

5 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Presumably all these women would be super hot swimsuit models in their early 20s, else why would they be expecting to score such a guy.

People are crap across all gender and race lines, as per The Male Delusion Calculator. 

 

From the available dating pool of 45-50 year old women, my odds of getting a white/asian non-obese women making $50K a year are 1%.

 

That's why I am in no hurry to fire my wife, even tho I am demographically four times more popular. dating-wise

3 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

People are crap across all gender and race lines, as per The Male Delusion Calculator. 

 

From the available dating pool of 45-50 year old women, my odds of getting a white/asian non-obese women making $50K a year are 1%.

 

That's why I am in no hurry to fire my wife, even tho I am demographically four times more popular. dating-wise

What are your odds of scoring a 25yo Asian woman with no income?

I just tried 30-35 with no income and it says 7.5%

In Thailand it would be 100%.

All this reminds me of Fawlty Towers:

 

"I was just talking with my wife. We were just wondering, how often do you manage it? It must be so difficult to find the time?" [questioner means how often do Basil and Sybil have a holiday]

 

"Well if you must know, a couple of times a week. We're quite normal here in Torquay you know" [Basil's response, because the questioner is a psychiatrist, so he assumes it must be about sex - the response made all the more amusing because he and Sybil are well into their 40s.]