Popular Post Captain Monday Posted February 21 Popular Post Share Posted February 21 I think it is as long as you do not have any fissures on ye bungerer or open sores or lesions on your bottom. 1 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 I have to admit I never used any of those things anywhere. In theory I know what they are doing, but in real life I don't really know what to expect. Will the water pressure be high? Will the water go to the correct position? How about if it malfunctions. To be in a public toilet and getting drained with water "out of the toilet" is a horrible thought... But then again, I recently purchased a TOTO toilet for my new apartment, and I made sure there is a washlet seat available for that thing and I have a power outlet nearby. I think about the time when I might be old and want one. Let's see. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugoFastor Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Just carry a pack of those 30 Baht baby wet wipes in your bag that they sell in every convenience store in Thailand and use one of those for your clean up. Some have alcohol and antibacterial chemicals in them too if you want that. Also, not a bad idea to use one to wipe the seat off first before you sit down on it. Problem solved. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Never used them, they do not even have them in proper shop's etc, they don't want <deleted>ty water all over the place 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 28 minutes ago, HugoFastor said: Just carry a pack of those 30 Baht baby wet wipes in your bag that they sell in every convenience store in Thailand and use one of those for your clean up. Some have alcohol and antibacterial chemicals in them too if you want that. Also, not a bad idea to use one to wipe the seat off first before you sit down on it. Problem solved. I carry wet wipes but Why? should you wipe the seat? Nobody wants to sit on an obviously crap covered seat but I do not have any open sores on my buttocks or thighs and nobody is going to be licking them until I take a hot shower. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 46 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: I have to admit I never used any of those things anywhere. In theory I know what they are doing, but in real life I don't really know what to expect. Will the water pressure be high? Will the water go to the correct position? How about if it malfunctions. To be in a public toilet and getting drained with water "out of the toilet" is a horrible thought... But then again, I recently purchased a TOTO toilet for my new apartment, and I made sure there is a washlet seat available for that thing and I have a power outlet nearby. I think about the time when I might be old and want one. Let's see. TOTO. High standard. I have 1 in Chiang Mai condo . Prize possession. Hits bullseye and the temp and pressure can be adjusted. I keep the seat temp to OFF The water to the washlet actually comes from another hose line and not the toilet tank. I also have a bum gun the builders installed but I only use it to spray the bowl for cleaning 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Keeps Posted February 21 Popular Post Share Posted February 21 Problem solved....... 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NanLaew Posted February 21 Popular Post Share Posted February 21 3 hours ago, proton said: Never used them, they do not even have them in proper shop's etc, they don't want <deleted>ty water all over the place You mean "Never used them and have absolutely no idea how to use one or how they even work anyway"? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 hours ago, Captain Monday said: I carry wet wipes but Why? should you wipe the seat? Nobody wants to sit on an obviously crap covered seat but I do not have any open sores on my buttocks or thighs and nobody is going to be licking them until I take a hot shower. Eeewwww........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 hours ago, Hokeus said: TOTO is the Nigerian Igbo slang word for the word pus*y. It's actually a dirty word for it, more like the word c*nt. So you can all revel in that newly obtained knowledge when you're sitting at home on your porcelain toto and your feeling titillated from shooting water up your arseholio. Ah, so you've been watching, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 4 hours ago, HugoFastor said: Just carry a pack of those 30 Baht baby wet wipes in your bag that they sell in every convenience store in Thailand and use one of those for your clean up. Some have alcohol and antibacterial chemicals in them too if you want that. Also, not a bad idea to use one to wipe the seat off first before you sit down on it. Problem solved. It seems they also have their downsides. I know a woman who thought they are a good idea. And then she had problems with her skin in that area. She visited a doctor and the doctor advised against using those wet wipes all the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugoFastor Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 9 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: It seems they also have their downsides. I know a woman who thought they are a good idea. And then she had problems with her skin in that area. She visited a doctor and the doctor advised against using those wet wipes all the time. That is a valid point about skin irritation. I've experienced it myself with some of them. There are also ones that contain 99% water and 1% fragrance and none of the harsh chemicals. If one plans to use them regularly I would look for those which shouldn't irritate the skin. The big supermarkets will also have a much bigger selection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post brianthainess Posted February 22 Popular Post Share Posted February 22 16 hours ago, Captain Monday said: I think it is as long as you do not have any fissures on ye bungerer or open sores or lesions on your bottom. What the heck is a Washlet ? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevemercer Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Wet ones don't break down and shouldn't be flushed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gandtee Posted February 22 Popular Post Share Posted February 22 I had to google Washlet? If you are that concerned, buy a portable 'bum gun.' Get some target practice in in the confines of your home first. Bum guns are the best thing since sliced bread. After nearly forty years of using one its the thing I miss most when travelling abroad. Sliced bread can be a bit messy and painful if crusty and toasted. 😉 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 4 hours ago, brianthainess said: What the heck is a Washlet ? It's a bung-douche. You can actually find quite a few foreign made ones in Thailand. 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Stevemercer said: Wet ones don't break down and shouldn't be flushed. Plastic doesn't break down either, but how many thousands of tons are dumped into the ocean surrounding Thailand ever year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grusa Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Oh! You mean a bum gun! I didn't understand "washlet"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Gandtee said: I had to google Washlet? If you are that concerned, buy a portable 'bum gun.' Get some target practice in in the confines of your home first. Bum guns are the best thing since sliced bread. After nearly forty years of using one its the thing I miss most when travelling abroad. Sliced bread can be a bit messy and painful if crusty and toasted. 😉 You had to google WASHLET, so what planet are you from really? The topic relates to the safety of the possibility’s of having small fragments of other persons fecal matter sprayed onto your anal opening. My anus has no fissures, sores, or defects as far as I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 27 minutes ago, Grusa said: Oh! You mean a bum gun! I didn't understand "washlet"! Nothing to do with bum guns you typical farnunds talk about 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgMech Cowboy Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 21 hours ago, Captain Monday said: I think it is as long as you do not have any fissures on ye bungerer or open sores or lesions on your bottom. I use the sprayer and/or the toilet seat washer (mostly imported from Japan or China). I've been here 26+ years and never had a problem. I use very little paper to dry my bottom. No worries, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ABCDBKK Posted February 22 Popular Post Share Posted February 22 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Captain Monday said: My anus has no fissures, sores, or defects as far as I know. What a relief. I will alert the media. We can all live far much happier, peaceful, and stress-free lives now knowing that valuable information. This could even have a positive effect on the doomsday clock! In any event, please post a series of twenty-seven 8-by-10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is so that we can verify your claims. Edited February 22 by ABCDBKK 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 34 minutes ago, Captain Monday said: You had to google WASHLET, so what planet are you from really? The topic relates to the safety of the possibility’s of having small fragments of other persons fecal matter sprayed onto your anal opening. My anus has no fissures, sores, or defects as far as I know. Planet Earth. From a time ninety years ago when we called a spade a spade and not an agricultural implement. A time when we applied names to what there are. Like lavatory for instance. Not bathroom, restroom and similar. Planet Earth when we didn't broadcast our anus and surrounding areas to the world. I suspect you come from Uranus. 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Gandtee said: Planet Earth. From a time ninety years ago when we called a spade a spade and not an agricultural implement. A time when we applied names to what there are. Like lavatory for instance. Not bathroom, restroom and similar. Planet Earth when we didn't broadcast our anus and surrounding areas to the world. I suspect you come from Uranus. 😀 But everyone has seen the sun, the moon, the stars, and Uranus, or am I missing something here? In fact, I feel bad for anyone who hasn't seen Uranus. They are surely missing out on a prized crater. Edited February 22 by ABCDBKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Captain Monday said: My anus has no fissures, sores, or defects as far as I know. In fact, I think we are going to need a full comprehensive description of the condition of the rest of your bits and giblets to establish the true state of affairs amidst these concerning circumstances. Thus, please kindly elaborate in the finest of detail on the full ebb and flow of existence of your bait and tackle, whilst no piece of information should be viewed as too minor to be included when preparing your report. We will all surely be patiently waiting with bated breath and eager interest for this forthcoming knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grusa Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 13 hours ago, Captain Monday said: Nothing to do with bum guns you typical farnunds talk about What's a "farnund"...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Daeng Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) 13 hours ago, ABCDBKK said: What a relief. I will alert the media. We can all live far much happier, peaceful, and stress-free lives now knowing that valuable information. This could even have a positive effect on the doomsday clock! In any event, please post a series of twenty-seven 8-by-10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is so that we can verify your claims. Are you an Arlo Guthrie fan by any chance? I highlighted the relevant text. Edited February 23 by Mutt Daeng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwebb8825 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 hope you like seafood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheLash Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 On 2/21/2024 at 6:48 PM, OneMoreFarang said: I have to admit I never used any of those things anywhere. In theory I know what they are doing, but in real life I don't really know what to expect. Will the water pressure be high? Will the water go to the correct position? How about if it malfunctions. To be in a public toilet and getting drained with water "out of the toilet" is a horrible thought... But then again, I recently purchased a TOTO toilet for my new apartment, and I made sure there is a washlet seat available for that thing and I have a power outlet nearby. I think about the time when I might be old and want one. Let's see. Pro tip. Always test first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 1 hour ago, OnTheLash said: Pro tip. Always test first. How? I guess there will be some kind of sensor to make sure a person is sitting on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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