Who the hell was I kiddin!

[nerjaron]

11 hours ago, MangoKorat said:

Hey, leave the North of England out of this, we don't have people like him.

Well said my friend, I'm from the north-east and the original comment was in my view quite condescending bordering on racism. Regarding Bob, I have found his posts entertaining in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way. I would say from his writing style and grammar he is almost certainly American. His post about leaving is quite controversial, and if it is genuine I wish him all the best and I hope he finds peace and tranquillity wherever his travels may take him.

[bob smith]

12 minutes ago, Hokeus said:

He's definitely from the UK

oooo, looks like I've got a new stalker on my hands!!

 

it's so nice to be needed...

 

#obsessedmuch?

 

regards,

the real bob.

[Hokeus]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

oooo, looks like I've got a new stalker on my hands!!

 

it's so nice to be needed...

 

#obsessedmuch?

 

regards,

the real bob.

Bothered by the fact that I can read and understand the origins of simple English? Don't need to be a rocket scientist to work out your not a Yank, but just a wa*k. 

 

Anyway, you offering to hook up?

[Mr Dome]

23 hours ago, bob smith said:

what a shambles that Thai gym scene is!!

talk about a bunch of narcissistic prima donnas!

awful.

 

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Never doin that again!

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

My flights are now booked,

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang 😉 

that will all be a distant memory for me soon.

I have served my time, I think I deserve some kind of normality.

 

The grass is looking greener,

bob smith is just getting started!

 

regards,

bob.

 

 

Well, unless someone forced you to come here, you only got yourself to blame. 

This is why wise people recommend starting with a trial period.

 

Do you also have the figure of the amount you brought into the country? Did you come out ahead?

[nerjaron]

10 minutes ago, bob smith said:

oooo, looks like I've got a new stalker on my hands!!

 

regards,

the real bob.

Bob, Hokeus has you pinned as definitely British but I still have my doubts. Please put me out of my misery - British or American?

[Ralf001]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

you could've fooled me!

 

bob.

dead<deleted>s attract dead<deleted>s.

 

Explains all !

[bob smith]

Just now, nerjaron said:

Bob, Hokeus has you pinned as definitely British but I still have my doubts. Please put me out of my misery - British or American?

I am definitely NOT British or American.

 

you can tell Hokeus if you want.

 

regards,

the real bob.

[bob smith]

Just now, Ralf001 said:

dead<deleted>s attract dead<deleted>s.

 

Explains all !

you what mate?

 

regards,

the real bob.

[Ralf001]

2 minutes ago, nerjaron said:

Bob, Hokeus has you pinned as definitely British but I still have my doubts. Please put me out of my misery - British or American?

 

Bobby Boy dribbled something about liquidating his assets (seemingly overnight) and the results was 800k USd.... could well be the usual BS though and he is a soapdodger !

[nerjaron]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I am definitely NOT British or American.

 

you can tell Hokeus if you want.

 

regards,

the real bob.

Thanks Bob, the mystery deepens. I'm sure Hokeus will be following the story without my help.

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

Bobby Boy dribbled something about liquidating his assets (seemingly overnight) and the results was 800k USd.... could well be the usual BS though and he is a soapdodger !

hey ralf,

 

what time are you logging back into your Hokeus account?

people want to know!

 

regards,

the real bob.

[KannikaP]

23 hours ago, bob smith said:

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Did you cancel your Asean Now membership.............please!

[Ralf001]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

hey ralf,

 

what time are you logging back into your Hokeus account?

people want to know!

 

regards,

the real bob.

 

Hokeus aint me Bobby boy. Mods will know the IP addresses differ.

[KannikaP]

5 hours ago, brewsterbudgen said:

Bye Bob.  Thailand certainly isn't for everyone.  At least you can still keep entertaining us on this Forum.

No no no please, if Bob's posts entertain you, then you too are a sad person.

 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

Hokeus aint me Bobby boy. Mods will know the IP addresses differ.

how much you payin for your vpn a month?

 

regards,

the real bob.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

No no no please, if Bob's posts entertain you, then you too are a sad person.

 

different strokes for different folks, Kannika.

 

don't be so judgemental!

 

regards,

the real bob.

[Ralf001]

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

how much you payin for your vpn a month?

 

regards,

the real bob.

 

dont use one... MODs can also verify this.

[bob smith]

29 minutes ago, Hokeus said:

Anyway, you offering to hook up?

yeah.. i'll bring the lube.

 

regards,

the real bob.

[Dan O]

6 hours ago, bob smith said:

what are you talkin about, my memory is fine!

 

bob.

Yeah you think your memory is fine but you just can't keep all the lies straight

[Hokeus]

Bob is as British as they get. Almost every post he makes contains a British idiom. Sometimes I have to look them up because I'm not even familiar with all the native British expressions he uses. But it's horses for courses innit. Cheerio mates. 

[tjintx]

3 hours ago, Hokeus said:

But most of his idioms are from British English. Maybe the dollar reference was meant to throw you off. He's definitely from the UK. Maybe an East-Ender. 

Nope, definitely an Essex Girl.

[cowellandrew]

I think when you call yourself a farang I think the game is over,

Imagine a Pakistani in the UK calling him self a P#$#i

[MangoKorat]

I guess it doesn't really matter what Bob's nationality is - there's to$$ers in every country.

[sipi]

Can you take that other one with you (without mentioning names)?

[john donson]

that will be a big suitcase full of cash...need a porter? lol

 

and please do not post anymore when ur not in thailand...

 

show off, invented stories, etc...

[AverageAussie]

 

I haven't been here long enough to know you, Mr Real Bob - but on behalf of everyone, thanks for turning the Community Pub into an Airport departure lounge.  

[georgegeorgia]

On 3/27/2024 at 5:21 PM, kinyara said:

Why is it people with a heightened sense of their own importance always feel the need to announce their supposed departure, yet they are never the ones to actually leave ?  Is it a trolling way to build up hope for others ? You see it in real life and online forums, facebook groups etc. The genuine people who are serious about it realise it's only important to themselves and quietly do it with no grandstanding fanfare.

But you Kinyara had to spend 15 minutes of your time reading & writing this !

GET BACK TO WORK !!!  Back to work you !!!