That one Bar Girl who nets a 'Big Fish..'

[Hummin]

9 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Is yer missys a forum member ? She’s free to contribute!!! 🤣

 

 

(apologies - you left that door wide open. !) 

No worries 😄

 

My point was, self awareness is rare to find among some expats

Edited June 15 by Hummin

[The Old Bull]

On 6/14/2024 at 1:18 AM, timendres said:

 

 

21 hours ago, bob smith said:

how big are ‘her’ feet?

 

bob.

 

21 hours ago, bob smith said:

how big are ‘her’ feet?

 

bob.

Don't be thinking with the wrong head.

[danoli49]

On 6/14/2024 at 2:46 PM, bob smith said:

we've all seen them in the bar..

The one who dresses up to the nines & acts like a queen.

all decked out in Chanel and Prada,

shiny gold from head to toe..

she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland.

she's back for a brief holiday to see her old bar girl pals that she left behind,

and how she loves to flaunt her new found wealth..

she get's dropped off at the front of the bar in a Mercedes Benz,

in public she is all about the class.

 

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

the way she talks,

what she says..

utter crass, as cheap as they come.

one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think.

The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl..

 

I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig...

These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller.

but in reality they are just the same as the rest,

only difference is they got lucky and their friends didn't.

 

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

 

bob.

The AI is strong with this one. 

[Ralf001]

15 hours ago, Keeps said:

He'll be back taking down the notes at the management meeting.

 

Nah, thats what my assistant is for.

[FruitPudding]

On 6/14/2024 at 2:46 PM, bob smith said:

 

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

the way she talks,

what she says..

utter crass, as cheap as they come.

one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think.

The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl..

 

What are some of the things you've heard?

 

On 6/14/2024 at 2:46 PM, bob smith said:

 

I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig...

These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller.

 

You can take the girl out of the bar, but not the bar out of the girl.

 

On 6/14/2024 at 2:46 PM, bob smith said:

 

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

 

Yes, and they always <deleted> it up in the end. Mostly gambling and stupid spending. 

[SAFETY FIRST]

23 hours ago, bob smith said:

how big are ‘her’ feet?

 

bob.

It's first thing I check when looking for a companion. 

 

It's too difficult to tell the difference, Ladyboys are looking more beautiful these days.

Without checking chromosomes, the feet are the next best indicator. 

 

Edited June 16 by SAFETY FIRST

[Kinok Farang]

How dare you talk about my missus like that?