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had my first drink at 10am today.

then the boys came round.

theyd brought their girls with them.,

 

a few oif them are smokin weed but i dont like it.

dont mind them smokin thougfh.

someone mentioned ice, but i thought it was the frozen kind..

 

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels.

the girls are very excited.

msuci is playing and the balcony is full of geezer n birds.

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

mrs smith aint here,

when the cats away the mice are certain to play.

 

you all know the score.

 

1-0 to bob, always has been and always will be!

 

bob.

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Bend one of the girls/boys over the balcony, and slip her/him  a length whilst pointing out the scenery, just don't bang it to hard, don't want another "opps" he fell off the balcony.

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  On 7/28/2024 at 8:51 AM, Jeff the Chef said:

Bend one of the girls/boys over the balcony, and slip her/him  a length whilst pointing out the scenery, just don't bang it to hard, don't want another "opps" he fell off the balcony.

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im tempted mate.

 

they are very hot,

 

bob.

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  On 7/28/2024 at 8:31 AM, bob smith said:

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

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Looking forward to seeing the photos. When will they be posted?
 

Well noted that, when the overweight, fire-breathing bad breath machine isn't around, bobby-boy gets a full lumber yard of wood. 

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  On 7/28/2024 at 9:09 AM, FriscoKid said:


Looking forward to seeing the photos. When will they be posted?
 

Well noted that, when the overweight, fire-breathing bad breath machine isn't around, bobby-boy gets a full lumber yard of wood. 

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i'm always on the pull.

 

mr.s smith likes it.

 

bob.

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  On 7/28/2024 at 8:31 AM, bob smith said:

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

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im just like you bobby, as soon as i get horny, first thing I do is get my tackle in one hand and start posting on AN with the other. Life is good and no better way to live it to the fullest, right?

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  On 7/28/2024 at 9:17 AM, FriscoKid said:


im just like you bobby, as soon as i get horny, first thing I do is get my tackle in one hand and start posting on AN with the other. Life is good and no better way to live it to the fullest, right?

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you got it frsico.

 

bob.

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  On 7/28/2024 at 8:31 AM, bob smith said:

had my first drink at 10am today.

then the boys came round.

theyd brought their girls with them.,

 

a few oif them are smokin weed but i dont like it.

dont mind them smokin thougfh.

someone mentioned ice, but i thought it was the frozen kind..

 

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels.

the girls are very excited.

msuci is playing and the balcony is full of geezer n birds.

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

mrs smith aint here,

when the cats away the mice are certain to play.

 

you all know the score.

 

1-0 to bob, always has been and always will be!

 

bob.

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It looks like you and your Spell Check are hit and missed already. Why do I read this rubbish?

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  On 7/28/2024 at 9:57 AM, Gandtee said:

At 90 I'm past the age of jealousy and envy.😉

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Well done. What's the secret to successfully making it to 90 in the land of smiles? Also, do you still get as horny as Bob does when you see a ladyboy in a short dress?

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  On 7/28/2024 at 9:52 AM, FriscoKid said:


Only you can answer that question. Maybe you want to know how horny Bob is on a Sunday?

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Not at all, it's a kind of sick fascination like listening to a 13 year old showing off cause he's drinking alcohol. 

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  On 7/28/2024 at 10:13 AM, Ralf001 said:

You abandon your guests to come dribble on the internet.

 

You really are a sh!t person aint ya Bobby Boi.

 

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Drinking, Dribbling, and Diddling all at the same time. What could be better for Bobby, the Bedroom Bully?

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  On 7/28/2024 at 10:13 AM, Ralf001 said:

You abandon your guests to come dribble on the internet.

 

You really are a sh!t person aint ya Bobby Boi.

 

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....and i thought you and me were mates!!

 

bob.

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