Naked Foreigner Rescued from Cow Attack in Dramatic Incident

[ronster]

He obviously slipped ! 😂

[phitsanulokjohn]

Holy cow!

Have only ever heard the expression "Sheep sha*ger". I guess cows are now in fashion,of that there can be no beef-ing.

[cnx101]

Well everyone on here knows exactly what happened there, I wonder if he was American like the last guy.

[Will B Good]

 

 

Maybe the cow caught him stealthing.

[cnx101]

The reason I come on this site is for funny stories like this and some of the comments 

[Lokie]

Not another American, worrying farm animals...? 

[Hakuna Matata]

OMG, yet another "High Quality Tourist" (HQT) wants to have sex with a cow? Is this a new trend or just a consequence of Srettha's "Open Door Policy" (ODP)?

[Lokie]

Or he just looking for a bit of Texas Long Horn??

[Liverpool Lou]

  On 8/16/2024 at 3:51 AM, NatureFilm said:

I don't know what the cow's problem was, but she approached me in an inappropriate way. 😁

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So, it was you in the OP?

[Taboo2]

I am so happy to see that the Cow is okay.  

 

 

[ignore it]

It seems obvious that the cow 

was udderly disappointed. 

[Ebumbu]

It's not his fault. She told him she loved him. 

[LarryLEB]

You couldn't make this stuff up! 

[arick]

My cows normally get upset when they see me wearing pants and a shirt.  Cats get scared when I wear shoes. My Thai friends comment on it in London saying they haven't seen me in pants for a long time. 

[roo860]

  On 8/16/2024 at 2:50 AM, brianthainess said:

Quite possible he got chased by the cow, and threw his clothes on the ground hoping to distract it, but taking your trousers of while running ???? .............

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You speaking from experience?😁

[roo860]

Simply irresistible!😛

[hotchilli]

  On 8/15/2024 at 10:09 PM, webfact said:

They discovered the man, now inexplicably naked, being aggressively pursued and gored by the cow

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Dirty bugger...

[Luuk Chaai]

  On 8/16/2024 at 2:49 AM, realfunster said:

There's our 2024 headline of the year winner...

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  On 8/16/2024 at 2:36 AM, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

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Odds are he's from Alabama

[Ben Zioner]

  On 8/16/2024 at 4:58 AM, Will B Good said:

 

 

Maybe the cow caught him stealthing.

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Naah, my friend said he tried to bargain ST.

[radiochaser]

  On 8/16/2024 at 5:21 AM, ignore it said:

It seems obvious that the cow 

was udderly disappointed. 

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Are you going to milk this thread for more jokes?

[Chongalulu]

  On 8/16/2024 at 2:36 AM, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

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He cow expected the wurst…

[Baba Naba]

  On 8/16/2024 at 3:16 AM, gargamon said:

He was wearing red and the cow started chasing him so he had to remove all his clothes. 

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FYI Cows are color blind... 

[Chongalulu]

  On 8/16/2024 at 4:56 AM, phitsanulokjohn said:

Holy cow!

Have only ever heard the expression "Sheep sha*ger". I guess cows are now in fashion,of that there can be no beef-ing.

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In Wales you know what they call sheep tied to a post ?
"A leisure centre"….

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[Baba Naba]

He didn't tip her.... (they love cow tipping in the USA 😉 )

[shackleton]

The guy concerned needs to seek medical attention 🙄 

The authorities need to get to the bottom of the .  bare facts 

Or next holiday he  visits a nudist colony 🤔

[smew]

new touristy attraction.. ... run naked through forest /// 

[MalcolmB]

  On 8/16/2024 at 2:36 AM, rocketboy2 said:

Got to be German.

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It might be that American who did the horse a couple of months back.

 

It was a misunderstanding. 
His friends told him to go to Thailand to make love with the whores.

But he thought they said go to Thailand to make love with the horse.

[gargamon]

  On 8/16/2024 at 5:57 AM, Baba Naba said:

FYI Cows are color blind... 

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So why in bullfights does the matador always taunt them with red?

[Ben Zioner]

There might be a "hub of bestiality" somewhere down the line though.