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56 minutes ago, Grumpy one said:
13 hours ago, Gobbler said:

Do any of you wish to guess, why?

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Can you offer a better prize than just 5 minutes with Jesus? 

 

I'd like to meet the good fairy with magical powers, or maybe 3 wishes from a beautiful Genie 

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1/ The OP can't afford cream in his coffee.

 

2/ Butter keeps better than cream in a refrigerator.

 

3/ Butter has more fat content than cream.

 

4/ He prefers emulsions over colloidal solutions.

 

5/ The OP is a typical (######) ratbag. Insert nationality in brackets.

 

As  to prizes, I would like a ten minute erection.

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4 hours ago, Gobbler said:

No one can figure it out? 

 

It's an old winter camping trick to get enough calories to stay warm. 

 

Besides, butter makes almost everything better. (As long as it's hot enough to melt the butter)

 

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1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

1/ The OP can't afford cream in his coffee.

 

2/ Butter keeps better than cream in a refrigerator.

 

3/ Butter has more fat content than cream.

 

4/ He prefers emulsions over colloidal solutions.

 

5/ The OP is a typical (######) ratbag. Insert nationality in brackets.

 

As  to prizes, I would like a ten minute erection.

The op is looking for heavy cream now.  The nudniks here call it whipping cream. My usual cream cannot be found in any store. 

 

Butter doesn't require refrigeration. 

 

Maybe it has more fat. 

 

I use butter and cream together. 

 

As to #5, you can go *$*#$* yourself. 

 

Your erection or lack thereof is your issue.  Try drugs.

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38 minutes ago, Gobbler said:

The op is looking for heavy cream now.  The nudniks here call it whipping cream. My usual cream cannot be found in any store. 

 

Butter doesn't require refrigeration. 

 

Maybe it has more fat. 

 

I use butter and cream together. 

 

As to #5, you can go *$*#$* yourself. 

 

Your erection or lack thereof is your issue.  Try drugs.

Butter does need refrigeration in the Thai climate, otherwise it can and will go rancid.

 

Butter does have more fat. Cream is an emulsion of fat and water.

 

It was a joke, Joyce. Excuse me for thinking this was a light-hearted thread.

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3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Butter does need refrigeration in the Thai climate, otherwise it can and will go rancid.

 

Butter does have more fat. Cream is an emulsion of fat and water.

 

It was a joke, Joyce. Excuse me for thinking this was a light-hearted thread.

Don't get your panties in a twist. This is a problem I never have and I suggest you adopt free ball Friday for all days. 

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2 minutes ago, Gobbler said:

Don't get your panties in a twist. This is a problem I never have and I suggest you adopt free ball Friday for all days. 

I had to look that up, obviously you are more of a swinger.

 

I am at an age where I would rather have a good dump, call it nostalgia.

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4 hours ago, Lacessit said:

As  to prizes, I would like a ten minute erection.


Go down to Sukhumvit and get yourself one of those beautiful East African girls to sit on your face and shove her giblets deep in your mouth. You will instantly become harder than a 50 carat diamond. Thank me later. 

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2 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

prune juice dude - or Senakot 

Polyethylene glycol 3350 or 4000. Habitual use of Senakot leads to damage longer term. Prune juice has 42 grams of sugar per cup, an invitation to Type 2 diabetes.

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Nothing new or exciting.  None of this "bulletproof" keto coffee.

 

Butter coffee originated in Vienna over 200 years ago, been drunk ever since.

 

Butter was added to give coffee a creamy flavor and texture, and probably to also hide the "sourness" of stale coffee when left out too long.

 

To real coffee fanatics, coffee left out for over 15-minutes needs to be dumped because the oils begin to break down and sour.

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4 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Polyethylene glycol 3350 or 4000. Habitual use of Senakot leads to damage longer term. Prune juice has 42 grams of sugar per cup, an invitation to Type 2 diabetes.

Habitual can be once a year - try Chia seeds or more fiber - - constipation can kill you and at the least make you more cranky... 

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