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Happy Massage Free: It just occurred to me...Do Farang Women also enjoy Happy Massage?

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Dear Friends,

 

Having read TV Topics for many years, it just occurred to me, that I have never asked myself the question...

 

Do women also enjoy happy massages in Thailand?

I don't know why I never asked myself this question.

Should be an obvious question for me to ask myself, obvously.

 

Therefore, do you know how many women, compared to me, actually (based on real data) go to massage places for Hap, Hap, Happy massages?

Compared to Men, who seem to really dig these types of massages.

 

Or, do women prefer happy talk, instead of happy massages?

 

 

Anyway, it also occurred to me that ....

 

If there are actually any Farang Women out there that might be interested in Happy Massages, instead of just Happy Talk....

 

Then, perhaps I might get into this business of providing Happy Free Massages....during my free time.

 

I am not asking you to PM me about this....PLEASE!

 

I don't have enough free time in my day for free Happy Massages for Farang women....

And, not even for local women.

 

So....

The question is:

 

Is this a real thing?

A real thing that women might actually go to a place for a happy massage?

 

Somehow...

I am just unable to envision that this might be possible...

Knowing women like I do.

 

Hope anyone here can enlighten me about this.

 

Because, I rarely get out of my house.

And, consequently, I have very limited knowledge about such things.

 

Thank you, immensely.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

NOTE4:  I am thinking....  IF it is a thing that women might like happy massages, for free....then...

 

I might be able to provide, just on a personal referral basis, and not a commercial venture, happy massages for women, maybe about 2 or 3,  per week.

I might even invest in a massage table.

Also, I am thinking about placing this massage table outside, in a more natural environment, under one of the mango trees I have in my yard.

I could ERECT a bamboo enclosure, with plenty of green vines and bougainvillea, and other beautiful plants and flowers.

Would this be something that some women might enjoy?

 

For sure...

I would be UP for it...meaning I would be willing.

And, I just mean a pure massage.....with ZERO interaction...ZERO.

Just a nice massage that a woman might enjoy...

IF this is really something that women sometimes think about.

 

But, not sure...if....

This type of thing might go over well.

 

Just need more data...I think...

Before I pursue my idea...further.

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Jesus 

 

YES.

 

I have zero doubt that this is the word women will shout at me....

Just as I finish giving them my famous massage.

 

 

6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have zero doubt that this is the word women will shout at me....

Just as I finish giving them my famous massage.

 

The massage that you don't have time for ????

 

18 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I don't have enough free time in my day for free Happy Massages for Farang women....

And, not even for local women.

 

Yet you manage to find time to choke up the forum with this inane bumf...  

 

 

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By the way:

 

I have even thought about how to accommodate the more bashful girls.....

 

I plan to wear a pair of COMPLETELY OPAQUE glasses, such as STEVIE used to wear....

 

Therefore, my massages offered would be entirely ANONYMOUS:

 

 

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