Russian Tourist Stabbed After Joke Misunderstood in Pattaya

[Georgealbert]

 

Picture from responders.

 

A Russian tourist was stabbed in the leg in Pattaya early  morning on January 4, after an attempted joke turned violent. The incident occurred outside a convenience store on Jomtien Second Road, Chonburi.

 

Emergency services from Sawang Boriboon Thammasathan Rescue Centre received a report of the attack and coordinated with Pattaya City Police to investigate.

 

The victim, identified as Mr. Denis Rumiantsev, 39, sustained a knife wound to his left leg, resulting in heavy bleeding. First aid was provided at the scene by rescue volunteers before he was transported to a nearby hospital.

 

According to a security guard, Ms. Kwang, aged 29, she was informed of the incident by convenience store staff. They reported that Mr. Rumiantsev had entered the store to purchase first aid supplies after being injured. Despite the staff’s attempts to assist, the severity of his bleeding prompted them to call emergency services.

 

Using a translation application, rescuers learned that the victim had been drinking and attempted to make jokes with another group of individuals. However, the group did not find the remarks amusing, leading to one person stabbing Mr. Rumiantsev in the leg.

 

Police have documented the scene and advised the victim to formally file a complaint once he recovers. Investigators will review CCTV footage and question witnesses to identify the perpetrator and establish the motive behind the attack.

 

-- 2025-01-04

 

 

[Taboo2]

Now, if he was on weed, this would not happen....5555.

 

 

[Chongalulu]

What was the punch line...?

[mran66]

Curious about the nationality of the individuals of the other group... Ukrainians? Thai? 

[roo860]

2 minutes ago, Chongalulu said:

What was the punch line...?

Or stab line?

[Rampant Rabbit]

4 minutes ago, Chongalulu said:

What was the punch line...?

Ill take a stab at it?

[barmatt]

13 minutes ago, Chongalulu said:

What was the punch line...?

Vodka

[dpeti73]

Joke on him now

 

[RJRS1301]

13 minutes ago, Chongalulu said:

What was the punch line...?

Stabbingly unfunny it seems

[gravity101]

26 minutes ago, Chongalulu said:

What was the punch line...?

Russian: Hey Ukrainian, want to hear a joke?

Ukrainian: OK.

Russian: Crimea.

Ukrainian: I don't get it.

Russian: You will never get it.

 

Stab.

[Blueman1]

But.....What was The Joke ??

[Briggsy]

Get stabbed, go to 7-11.

 

Asked why stabbed, say they didn't like my jokes.

 

This is one laid back Russian.

[Hakuna Matata]

46 minutes ago, Taboo2 said:

Now, if he was on weed, this would not happen....5555.

 

 

 

Wow, interesting!

[Hakuna Matata]

19 minutes ago, gravity101 said:

Russian: Hey Ukrainian, want to hear a joke?

Ukrainian: OK.

Russian: Crimea.

Ukrainian: I don't get it.

Russian: You will never get it.

 

Stab.

 

Wow, you have a good sense of humor!

[Ironmike]

Should of stayed in Russia it's safer there coward. 

[alex8912]

22 minutes ago, gravity101 said:

Russian: Hey Ukrainian, want to hear a joke?

Ukrainian: OK.

Russian: Crimea.

Ukrainian: I don't get it.

Russian: You will never get it.

 

Stab.

I think you should have placed crimea river into your joke to actually make it funny. 

[Slocum]

2 hours ago, Georgealbert said:

 

Picture from responders.

 

A Russian tourist was stabbed in the leg in Pattaya early  morning on January 4, after an attempted joke turned violent. The incident occurred outside a convenience store on Jomtien Second Road, Chonburi.

 

Emergency services from Sawang Boriboon Thammasathan Rescue Centre received a report of the attack and coordinated with Pattaya City Police to investigate.

 

The victim, identified as Mr. Denis Rumiantsev, 39, sustained a knife wound to his left leg, resulting in heavy bleeding. First aid was provided at the scene by rescue volunteers before he was transported to a nearby hospital.

 

 

According to a security guard, Ms. Kwang, aged 29, she was informed of the incident by convenience store staff. They reported that Mr. Rumiantsev had entered the store to purchase first aid supplies after being injured. Despite the staff’s attempts to assist, the severity of his bleeding prompted them to call emergency services.

 

Using a translation application, rescuers learned that the victim had been drinking and attempted to make jokes with another group of individuals. However, the group did not find the remarks amusing, leading to one person stabbing Mr. Rumiantsev in the leg.

 

Police have documented the scene and advised the victim to formally file a complaint once he recovers. Investigators will review CCTV footage and question witnesses to identify the perpetrator and establish the motive behind the attack.

 

-- 2025-01-04

 

 

In a foreign land different culture, lingo...Just put on a smile is fine..You can never go wrong.Humble....Never ever try to get smart unnecessary.....

[Peterphuket]

18 minutes ago, Hakuna Matata said:

 

Wow, you have a good sense of humor!

No, HE is the Ukrainia.n

[atpeace]

10 minutes ago, Slocum said:

In a foreign land different culture, lingo...Just put on a smile is fine..You can never go wrong.Humble....Never ever try to get smart unnecessary.....

Bet you were fun at the holiday parties.

[smew]

Drunk and stupid… send him to war in Ukraine 

[Seppius]

Fake story, A Russian making a joke!!! can't be true🤣

[theshu25]

54 minutes ago, Hakuna Matata said:

 

Wow, interesting!

I would have thought more pathetic.

[Tanya Shearn]

Russians- jokes & smiles - it’s contradictory terms 😂

[Sig]

1 hour ago, Ironmike said:

Should of stayed in Russia it's safer there coward. 

Coward? Or wise? I suppose you've convinced yourself that if you were Russian, you'd stay and fight.
Why fight an adversary that wasn't threatening your home for a bunch of billionaires? Maybe after you see your friends sent off to be canon fodder by a bunch of inept egotistical imbeciles, you might think twice too. Unless one has a particular skill set or have connections, canon fodder is what you are. And even with skills, you are fighting for the whim of billionaires, who all think they are right on either side of the equation. Even if he were Ukrainian, I can hardly blame a guy for getting the heck out of there, although it's more difficult for me to imagine running away when your country is on the defensive and your homeland is under direct attack. But even so, the corruption is so disgustingly deep.... on all sides.... hundreds of thousands dead, for what?
On second thought, maybe he is a Russian soldier. Maybe he's on leave for a bit and decided to enjoy what could be the last vacation of his life. Who knows.... not like these news stories tell us everything. But reading the comments in this forum, you'd think you could set international foreign policy and know everyone's motives and judge the action of any individual walking down the street at any given moment.

[ronster]

Some people just can't take a joke ! 😄

[Arthur Mullard]

2 hours ago, mran66 said:

Curious about the nationality of the individuals of the other group... Ukrainians? Thai? 

Uh hem... you left one out mate 🤭... 5 yellow stars... 

[hotchilli]

4 hours ago, Georgealbert said:

Police have documented the scene and advised the victim to formally file a complaint once he recovers. Investigators will review CCTV footage and question witnesses to identify the perpetrator and establish the motive behind the attack.

No sense of humour apparently?

[spidermike007]

I've actually never encountered a Russian trying to make a joke, as I find them to be some of the most dour and humorless people on the planet. So perhaps they did not even consider the possibility that he was using humor? 

[ignore it]

Looking at all the article in today's AN  it seems like Stab Day.

 

I'm hiding the kitchen knives from the strife in case it's a virus. 

[AngryMan]

I am pleased that the emergency services were able to STABilise him...