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7 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

bob, it is 100% exactly the same for me. How did you know? In fact, my Thai wife also buys all the beer in the house and restocks the fridge daily. Last month she bought us a new car. She bought and paid for the house we are living in 3 years ago and had a pool installed last year.

 

But wait, there’s more! She covers all the utilities, pays for my gym membership (even though I hardly go), and insists on booking us first-class flights for every holiday. In the last years we've gone to Switzerland, Dubai, Rome, and to Los Angeles twice. All on her dime. She plans and pays for these luxury getaways at least four times a year – she says it’s “necessary for my well-being.”

 

She also replaced all my old gadgets last Christmas with the latest tech – a new iPhone, MacBook Pro laptop, and even a massive DJI drone, which I didn’t even ask for. Oh, and she insists on paying for a cleaner, a gardener, and a dog walker for the puppy she surprised me with on my birthday.

 

And when it comes to clothes, I barely have a say anymore. Every week she brings home more designer outfits for me, saying she “couldn’t resist.” Honestly, bob, it’s exhausting having such a generous and selfless wife – but someone has to put up with it.

 

I wasn't even gonna mention this part, but twice a week we go out and hit all the bars. She pays the bar fine for me after I pick out my two favorite girls of the night and then we bring them back to our place for some fun. 
 

Life has never been better after marrying a Thai woman. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one!

You forgot to mention that she bought your dad a top of the range pickup and built houses for both your parents and your aunt (whose car payments she also pays).

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Posted
1 minute ago, mokwit said:

No, his wife  is Hi So Thai Chinese from a good family with an overseas Masters degree in finance and works for an investment bank.

really?

 

do you have her LINE ID?

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Posted
3 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

It's the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the plain truth!

 

Regards,

 

Chumps.

 

If you say so....

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Posted
8 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

If you say so....

 

Well, honestly, bob, why would I have any reason to mislead you? You marry a Thai wife, and that’s just what you get. It sounds like you’ve got the same setup though, right? So I’m extremely pleased to hear I’m not the only sorry geezer who’s now got it made in the shade.

 

Coming to Thailand with nothing but a suitcase full of worn out T-shirts and holes in all my pant's pockets and then marrying a Thai wife has completely changed my life. I couldn’t have planned it better if I’d tried. Here’s to us lucky blokes living the dream!

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1 minute ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Well, honestly, bob, why would I have any reason to mislead you? You marry a Thai wife, and that’s just what you get. It sounds like you’ve got the same setup though, right? So I’m extremely pleased to hear I’m not the only sorry geezer who’s now got it made in the shade.

 

Coming to Thailand with nothing but holes in my pockets and then marrying a Thai wife has completely changed my life. I couldn’t have planned it better if I’d tried. Here’s to us lucky blokes living the dream!

....I thought you liked men?

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Posted
4 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

....I thought you liked men?


Men, trannies, ladyboys, the full Monty, bob, just like you. The wife's just for show and to keep the dosh rolling in. You know I'm on the same door-dash as you, mate, so what are you on about? A bit of extra cheeky banter to wind me up or are you just pulling my third leg bruv?

Posted
1 minute ago, Will B Good said:

At  the risk of annoying people who have heard all this before.....yes....she has footed the bill for..........

 

Three bedroom house, all ensuite

1,500 sq ft of outdoor living space with pool table, bar, kitchen, veranda

Around 40 rai of land

A one bedroom, resort type house house 

 

....and she's halfway through building a  rustic 'restaurant' and bar.

 

 

To be fair.....if we go out, I pay for all the food and drink.....fortunately she doesn't drink.

Nice one mate 🙂 

 

Do you know who this ChumpChange character is? He keeps trying to hit on me.

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Just now, BarBoy said:

Nice one mate 🙂 

 

Do you know who this ChumpChange character is? He keeps trying to hit on me.

 

Not a clue....555

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Sorry ChumpChange but I have no idea who you are, you seem to have taken a real liking to me and keep calling me bob..

 

Was that the name of your ex husband?...

 

Colin.


Oh, my apologies, Colin! I must’ve gotten my wires crossed. It’s just that you remind me so much of this bloke named bob, same incredible wit, same charm, same unmatched swagger, same uncanny knack for denial. It’s almost spooky, really. But if you insist you’re not him, who am I to argue? Must be a complete coincidence that bob vanished and Colin showed up within days and with the same impeccable taste for tall tales.

 

As for my ex-husband? No, his name wasn’t bob… but funny you’d mention that. He did have a striking resemblance to you, right down to the selective memory and flair for reinvention. Anyway, Colin, let’s not dwell on the past. You’re a new man, after all.

 

Toodle-oo,

 

ChumpChange.

 

 

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