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Dear Folks,

 

As for me, all my GFs have stated that I am like….

One of the last of the great lovers, since Rudy died.

 

How do I know that they were not just…

Pulling my Leg?

 

Well, for one, they often told me this AFTER we were either Divorced or Separated.

So, I know this must be true.

 

 

 

But, as for you guys:

 

What makes you think you are great lovers?

 

Tell us why your GFs think you are….if you do believe you are.

 

Maybe you should ask them, once again, before replying here in great detail.

 

I am always curious about what TV members say about members of the opposite sex, concerning what the women you know actually think of you, in this respect.

 

I have been dying to ask for several years.

But, in fact, I had been afraid of inviting too much Hot Air here.

 

Now seems as good a chance as any to ask this question.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

 

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(Is it in his eyes?) Oh, no, you'll be deceived
(Is it in his sighs?) Oh, no, he'll make believe

 

(Or is it in his face?) Oh, no, it's just his charms
(In his warm embrace?) Oh, no, that's just his arms

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

But, as for you guys:

 

What makes you think you are great lovers?

 

Tell us why your GFs think you are….if you do believe you are.

 

Maybe you should ask them, once again, before replying here in great detail.

 

I am always curious about what TV members say about members of the opposite sex, concerning what the women you know actually think of you, in this respect.

 

I have been dying to ask for several years.

But, in fact, I had been afraid of inviting too much Hot Air here.

 

Now seems as good a chance as any to ask this question.

Why do you care? You have posted you are celibate. 

Posted
31 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

(Is it in his eyes?) Oh, no, you'll be deceived
(Is it in his sighs?) Oh, no, he'll make believe

 

(Or is it in his face?) Oh, no, it's just his charms
(In his warm embrace?) Oh, no, that's just his arms

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted

I know because I am considerate and let my lady let me come first so she knows she has pleased me.

And then I always let her get me a beer out of the fridge afterwards so she has a fuzzy feeling of letting herself know she is taking care of me.

Then to give her peace after the act I give her some space for a while and go and meet my friends for a few beers.

In order to be considerate and ensure I am prepared for the next round of carnal acts I will get a massage in town before I go home to ensure I will be prepared and on form for round 2.

After the second coming I go to sleep and don't talk so much so she can sleep well also.

She loves me.

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Posted
1 minute ago, PomPolo said:

I know because I am considerate and let my lady let me come first so she knows she has pleased me.

And then I always let her get me a beer out of the fridge afterwards so she has a fuzzy feeling of letting herself know she is taking care of me.

Then to give her peace after the act I give her some space for a while and go and meet my friends for a few beers.

In order to be considerate and ensure I am prepared for the next round of carnal acts I will get a massage in town before I go home to ensure I will be prepared and on form for round 2.

After the second coming I go to sleep and don't talk so much so she can sleep well also.

She loves me.


A man of true happy endings. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:


A man of true happy endings. 

If on the off chance you ever met her don't tell her I said that as she would probably cut my b411$ off 🤣

Posted
33 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Babi Dol

 

Speaking of Baby Doll.....

 

I wish I could return to the good old days.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

This was when...in the 1950s...

 

Movies were movies

Lovers were lovers

And

Women were....WOMEN!!!!!!

 

Baby Doll didn't take no garbage from no man....for SURE!!!!!!!!!!

 

No matter what kind of lover he might have been....

 

 

Posted
1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Women were....WOMEN!!!!!!

How times change Women are....MEN!!!!!!

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I'd say i have had a good batting average with my GF and a former partner, nothing like the stellar performance of GG and Gary Cooper.

 

Nowadays, a good dump is more satisfying.

Posted
4 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Why would I care?

Sex is for my enjoyment, shopping with the money I give her after is her enjoyment.

 

Baby doll Sunny Leone (dancer) and Kanika Kapoor (singer) is the best ..... Lots of complaints it was too sexy.

https://youtu.be/yP9KiFTyBks?si=JlGq7_yjqTFTXpj5

 

Nice one....!

To be added to my collection, post haste....

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I'd say i have had a good batting average with my GF and a former partner, nothing like the stellar performance of GG and Gary Cooper.

 

Nowadays, a good dump is more satisfying.

 

When dumping...and after completion....

Please do not forget to say your obligatory BLESSING....!

 

image.png.c8f5cb09280bff7450f914ea9ed31722.png

 

 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

When dumping...and after completion....

Please do not forget to say your obligatory BLESSING....!

 

image.png.c8f5cb09280bff7450f914ea9ed31722.png

 

 

 

Oy veh! Absolutely meshugga.

 

Not the washing of hands after, of course.

 

I am wondering how the monotheistic religions would cope if their god turned out to be transgender.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Oy veh! Absolutely meshugga.

 

Not the washing of hands after, of course.

 

I am wondering how the monotheistic religions would cope if their god turned out to be transgender.

 

They would just easily resort to denial.

What else?

 

Posted
36 minutes ago, blaze master said:

When you're this big...they call you Mr.

 

 

 

No Like.

Repeat...NO LIKE.

 

Just a matter of taste, of course.

(Or, lack of taste, as the case may be...)

 

 

Posted
13 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

No Like.

Repeat...NO LIKE.

 

Just a matter of taste, of course.

(Or, lack of taste, as the case may be...)

 

 

 

Didn't ask you if you liked it. However the ladies do. 

 

 

Posted
17 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

Didn't ask you if you liked it. However the ladies do. 

 

 

 

Well, after all, ....

It DOES have the word SHAG....

In the title of the tune.

 

Therefore, why would the "ladies"...

NOT like it?

 

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Still, Rastus is more my kind of music....

 

 

RASTUS...oh....RASTUS.....!

Sock it to me....

Rastus....

 

 

 

Posted
2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Well, after all, ....

It DOES have the word SHAG....

In the title of the tune.

 

Therefore, why would the "ladies"...

NOT like it?

 

=========

Still, Rastus is more my kind of music....

 

 

RASTUS...oh....RASTUS.....!

Sock it to me....

Rastus....

 

 

 

 

Her breast felt like a sandbag.

Posted

I don't particularly care if my other half thinks I'm any good in the sack. I'm just grateful that she allows me to demonstrate my prowess (and I use the term very loosely) now and again.

 

When I think I might be getting a bit I call it the Bruce Lee night. It's the night I enter the dragon...

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